"Get your women in line!" -Sheldon
"Good night. And if there's an apocalypse, good luck." -Sheldon

"I'm not crazy! My mother had me tested!"
"If you can eat this cheese without farting, you can sleep with my sister."
"I swear to cow!"

Sheldon: “You don’t screw the Roommate Agreement, the Roommate Agreement screws you!”

Sheldon: “I am aware of the way humans usually reproduce which is messy, unsanitary and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.”
Penny: “Oh, God!”
Sheldon: “Yes, exactly.”

Sheldon: “All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!”
Penny: “…I’m only giving you the napkin, Sheldon.”


So what are your favourite quotes from The Big Bang Theory across all series?

Gotta go with my boys here. NONE.

Bitch...

Honestly though, how the fuck is this show still airing?

Gotta go with my boy here... How the fuck is this show still airing?

I'm sorry that, but how can i close the Topic ?

You have to delete your account and then block jsp site through your computer, router, ISP, and Firewall.

TY

I'm not really a fan of this show, and this is coming from a physics grad student (not that it matters, since they don't actually have scientific humour, they just have obligatory scientific lines in between the humour, which I consider very mediocre).

But still, if you enjoy the show, power to you. I don't really want to be an asshole to you like the rest of these people.

Cause it's a really fun show to watch?