Quote (dxlightning @ Jun 2 2012 09:03am)
A smashing item my good chap. If this were a women it would be boobs, a mouth, an ass, a vagina and nothing more. Maybe hair, cuz girl hair tends to smell nice. If it were a boxer it would be Ali, a hockey player it would be gretzky. If it were a food it would be chicken nuggets. If it were a wrestler, you'd be locked as a scammer for selling a fake item. When I look at this item, the only way I know to describe my emotion is that it's sheer and utter bliss. I'm almost climaxing just by thinking about ownership of such a rare and godly item.
Three years ago in a remote village in china, a dragon was born. This dragon was destined to unite the world under one law and one nation. This dragon would slay foes through force and friends through laughter. This dragon is your item.
The future owner of these gauntlets would assuredly win the lottery, cure cancer and find true love in the first week alone. Good selling my friend.
HAHAHAHA thanks Dx