Quote (Bukakke @ Sep 16 2014 08:37pm)
Poor old ghot. You know, I've I've been gettin' lots of advice how to deal with you. Stand up to you, tell on you... But I kind of realize there's just people like you out there. All over the place. When you're a kid, things seem like they're gonna last forever. But they're not. Life changes. Why you won't always be around. Someday you're gonna die. Someday pretty soon. And when you're layin' in that hospital bed, with tubes up your nose, and that little pan under your butt to pee in, well I'll come visit ya. I'll come just to show you that, that I'm still alive and I'm still happy. And you'll die. Bein' nothin' but you.
they usually give you this if you cannot move :

or they put a tube up your uthera when it comes to taking a leak.
for taking dumps, i they give you a little pan that they will put under your butt if you are not able to walk.
one thing i can say from personal experience is that the tube they put up your uthera aren't male friendly. if i was a female, i think it would be not that much of a big deal, only a small discomfort that is fairly easy to tolerate.
once you get a tube up your uthera and get a boner, now you know what pain is and you start loosing your free will after a while when you stay in a hospital for a phew days and may start not giving a shit about people looking at your junk if they start looking at your junk or not every couple of hours.
i could tell my whole experience of being hospitalized for 5 days in a hospital and it sure would be impressing with how much luck i have and what being a charming gentlemen can give you.