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Sep 16 2014 06:37pm
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I don't HATE....if a day ever comes, when I do, I'll just kill w/e it is I happen to hate.  :)


Poor old ghot. You know, I've I've been gettin' lots of advice how to deal with you. Stand up to you, tell on you... But I kind of realize there's just people like you out there. All over the place. When you're a kid, things seem like they're gonna last forever. But they're not. Life changes. Why you won't always be around. Someday you're gonna die. Someday pretty soon. And when you're layin' in that hospital bed, with tubes up your nose, and that little pan under your butt to pee in, well I'll come visit ya. I'll come just to show you that, that I'm still alive and I'm still happy. And you'll die. Bein' nothin' but you.
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Sep 16 2014 06:42pm
Quote (Ghot @ Sep 16 2014 05:18pm)
I don't HATE....if a day ever comes, when I do, I'll just kill w/e it is I happen to hate.  :)


Palmed a few glock / m1911's today. Really liked that 1911... They want 1.2k for it though QQ
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Sep 16 2014 06:45pm
Quote (Rikuo @ 16 Sep 2014 17:42)
Palmed a few glock / m1911's today. Really liked that 1911... They want 1.2k for it though QQ


need to go shoot my 40cal springfield sometime get back into practice.3
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Sep 16 2014 07:07pm
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Poor old ghot. You know, I've I've been gettin' lots of advice how to deal with you. Stand up to you, tell on you... But I kind of realize there's just people like you out there. All over the place. When you're a kid, things seem like they're gonna last forever. But they're not. Life changes. Why you won't always be around. Someday you're gonna die.  Someday pretty soon. And when you're layin' in that hospital bed, with tubes up your nose, and that little pan under your butt to pee in, well I'll come visit ya. I'll come just to show you that, that I'm still alive and I'm still happy. And you'll die. Bein' nothin' but you.


they usually give you this if you cannot move : or they put a tube up your uthera when it comes to taking a leak.

for taking dumps, i they give you a little pan that they will put under your butt if you are not able to walk.

one thing i can say from personal experience is that the tube they put up your uthera aren't male friendly. if i was a female, i think it would be not that much of a big deal, only a small discomfort that is fairly easy to tolerate.
once you get a tube up your uthera and get a boner, now you know what pain is and you start loosing your free will after a while when you stay in a hospital for a phew days and may start not giving a shit about people looking at your junk if they start looking at your junk or not every couple of hours.

i could tell my whole experience of being hospitalized for 5 days in a hospital and it sure would be impressing with how much luck i have and what being a charming gentlemen can give you.
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Sep 16 2014 07:10pm
Quote (dolarsignzeroxeighty @ 16 Sep 2014 18:07)
they usually give you this if you cannot move : http://www.aidacare.com.au/media/960441/urinal%20v1.jpg or they put a tube up your uthera when it comes to taking a leak.

for taking dumps, i they give you a little pan that they will put under your butt if you are not able to walk.

one thing i can say from personal experience is that the tube they put up your uthera aren't male friendly. if i was a female, i think it would be not that much of a big deal, only a small discomfort that is fairly easy to tolerate.
once you get a tube up your uthera and get a boner, now you know what pain is and you start loosing your free will after a while when you stay in a hospital for a phew days and may start not giving a shit about people looking at your junk if they start looking at your junk or not every couple of hours.

i could tell my whole experience of being hospitalized for 5 days in a hospital and it sure would be impressing with how much luck i have and what being a charming gentlemen can give you.


sorry man, live to far away for me to come visit you in the hospital bed O_o
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Sep 16 2014 07:31pm
Quote (Bukakke @ Sep 16 2014 08:37pm)
Poor old ghot. You know, I've I've been gettin' lots of advice how to deal with you. Stand up to you, tell on you... But I kind of realize there's just people like you out there. All over the place. When you're a kid, things seem like they're gonna last forever. But they're not. Life changes. Why you won't always be around. Someday you're gonna die.  Someday pretty soon. And when you're layin' in that hospital bed, with tubes up your nose, and that little pan under your butt to pee in, well I'll come visit ya. I'll come just to show you that, that I'm still alive and I'm still happy. And you'll die. Bein' nothin' but you.



Yeah and with age comes experience, I'm still waiting for your to kick in.
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Sep 16 2014 07:39pm
Quote (dolarsignzeroxeighty @ Sep 16 2014 06:07pm)
they usually give you this if you cannot move : http://www.aidacare.com.au/media/960441/urinal%20v1.jpg or they put a tube up your uthera when it comes to taking a leak.

for taking dumps, i they give you a little pan that they will put under your butt if you are not able to walk.

one thing i can say from personal experience is that the tube they put up your uthera aren't male friendly. if i was a female, i think it would be not that much of a big deal, only a small discomfort that is fairly easy to tolerate.
once you get a tube up your uthera and get a boner, now you know what pain is and you start loosing your free will after a while when you stay in a hospital for a phew days and may start not giving a shit about people looking at your junk if they start looking at your junk or not every couple of hours.

i could tell my whole experience of being hospitalized for 5 days in a hospital and it sure would be impressing with how much luck i have and what being a charming gentlemen can give you.



They actually usually only do it through the urethra if its for short term-ish. Long term they actually just cut a hole in your abdomen, shove a tube in & inflate the balloon at the end & call it a day.


Most people that are bed ridden have a hoyer/lift system & are usually not hospitalized but in-home.

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Sep 16 2014 07:43pm
Quote (Ghot @ 16 Sep 2014 18:31)
Yeah and with age comes experience, I'm still waiting for your to kick in.


yep and

WRINKLES
ACHES
GRAY HAIR
HAIR LOSS
ARTHRITIS
Parkensons
Alzheimer
Loss of Control of Bowel
etc.

:P

/just stay outside and watch me pole dance. while dolar gives me cash.

This post was edited by Bukakke on Sep 16 2014 07:57pm
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Sep 16 2014 07:53pm
Quote (Rikuo @ Sep 16 2014 09:39pm)
They actually usually only do it through the urethra if its for short term-ish. Long term they actually just cut a hole in your abdomen, shove a tube in & inflate the balloon at the end & call it a day.


Most people that are bed ridden have a hoyer/lift system & are usually not hospitalized but in-home.


Thanks for not making ghot scared -.-
Ill put a penis up your uthera now as a punishment
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Sep 16 2014 07:55pm
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