I bought shoes 2 days ago shaft and i paid full price in cash.
Cuz i care about myself more then money.

the fuck did i just read here?

lost in shaftslation

honest question
ever been a shark attack
where a shark ate someones weiner
and only their weiner?

Yes

Yeah,
That's why I has no d

I thought it was because Canadian chicks were super freaks in bed.
Why you lied to me
Or is it that after the Canadian chick, you went to the hospital to get it back to its place ? And after you went swimming and got assaulted by a shark that got your weiner and was not killed soon enough so your weiner got digested in the shark's stomach?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4HE-IA0ig

wow

whats the difference
between acne n a priest

oh man we should have
a drunk gaming night on csgo
in our racin chairs

Lol