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Jun 22 2016 05:17pm
Quote (AbDuCt @ Jun 22 2016 04:11pm)
So

Basically Rikuo was reading hentai and invited me into his 7x7 room.

He then proceeded to awkwardly pat his futon as he sat down spread eagle across the floor.

I told him I didn't want to, and he got really angry. He then proceeded to jump up in a frenzied rage and grabbed his naruto sword off the wall and tried to take a slash at me.

But I was to fast and deflected it with my enchanted glasses.

I managed to calm him down a bit and we exchanged payment for the goods and he threw in a flea ridden pair of AKG Q701 headphones which his dog pissed on.

We than put aside our differences and talked shit about ghot and how he wanted to see arthurs wife on webcam playing videogames.

As I was leaving I noticed his 980 with the WC block on it and asked if I could trade the urine smelling headphones for the card instead. He responded with the revealing of his pistol which was conveniently laying on his TV stand in between the thousands of teddy bears.

I knew my welcome was up and I proceeded to go back to my truck and leave.

This was how my day went.


Sounds about what happened.



Dont forget you came back because you were lost as fuck & needed to use my wifi to log into google maps :rofl:
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Jun 22 2016 05:20pm
Quote (Rikuo @ Jun 22 2016 07:17pm)
Sounds about what happened.



Dont forget you came back because you were lost as fuck & needed to use my wifi to log into google maps :rofl:


That never happened.

what really happened was he saw through his cluttered window that I had my hacker laptop on the hood of my truck.

He proceeded to cautiously approach as I was typing away command after command with the haste of Mexican drug cartel leader high on cocaine.

He timidly asked what I was doing and I pronounce that I, king of all hackers, have hacked into his network and was uploading malicious software onto his eeprom to overwrite the bios checksums of his 1080.

In a confused state he paniced and unplugged his router, but it was too late.

The FBI was already on their way and I had installed google maps onto ever device on the network.

Edit:: Rikuo, I think your wifi AP is broken, I could never actually connect. I ended up getting on the south side of the freeway and had to turn around.

This post was edited by AbDuCt on Jun 22 2016 05:22pm
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Jun 22 2016 05:21pm
I find it hard to belive he let the dog piss on teh headphones.
otherwise good story
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Jun 22 2016 05:27pm
Quote (King Atrhur @ Jun 22 2016 07:21pm)
I find it hard to belive he let the dog piss on teh headphones.
otherwise good story


Okay so what, I embellished the story a little... a lot. His dog did end up chewing the headphones though. And tried to suck my dick.

He was all over my dick.

Also Rikuos wifi password is 0987654321 if anyone cares.

This post was edited by AbDuCt on Jun 22 2016 05:28pm
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Jun 22 2016 05:30pm
Quote (AbDuCt @ Jun 22 2016 06:27pm)
Okay so what, I embellished the story a little... a lot. His dog did end up chewing the headphones though. And tried to suck my dick.

He was all over my dick.

Also Rikuos wifi password is 0987654321 if anyone cares.


you liked it dont lie.
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Jun 22 2016 05:31pm
Quote (AbDuCt @ Jun 22 2016 04:27pm)
Okay so what, I embellished the story a little... a lot. His dog did end up chewing the headphones though. And tried to suck my dick.

He was all over my dick.

Also Rikuos wifi password is 0987654321 if anyone cares.


Pfft, Dog was humping the shit out of your leg. He made you his bitch.


And thats not quite my password, Either way, Who cares.
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Jun 22 2016 05:35pm
Quote (Rikuo @ Jun 22 2016 07:31pm)
Pfft, Dog was humping the shit out of your leg. He made you his bitch.


And thats not quite my password, Either way, Who cares.


So apparently I spent 5 minutes trying to log into his AP with the wrong password before getting lost on the freeway.

Fuck you Rikuo.
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Jun 22 2016 05:36pm
Quote (AbDuCt @ Jun 22 2016 04:35pm)
So apparently I spent 5 minutes trying to log into his AP with the wrong password before getting lost on the freeway.

Fuck you Rikuo.


I told you the password. Not my fault you cant listen.
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Jun 22 2016 05:38pm
Lee21490: You're canadian
Lee21490: Thats why you couldnt figure out the password
Lee21490: I said it was 0987654321a
Lee21490: But you heard 0987654321, Ehh?
Lee21490: LOL
Abduct: DUD
Abduct: E
Abduct: NOT EVEN JOKING
Abduct: I THOUGHT YOU SAID
Abduct: EH
Lee21490: LOL CANADIANS
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Jun 22 2016 05:41pm
Fucking yanks.
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