Time to get my German citizenship...

just throw your passport away and jump on a boat. we get dozens of this each day and merkel loves those guys.

Now in Germany
Is foreskin the cool thing
Cuz I have extra tight foreskin
And bitches go y is your dick
Having a elephant trunk hanging off

foreskin is the way to go imo. would lose half my size if i took it off. im bald with small weiner, i need my iphone to stay classy and get the girls.

man i need a dna test
feel like im 100% german

I mean
Ur bald

aint we all?

No
Only shaft is bald in this sub

r there any black germans
or is it like black russians
they dont exist

yes