Yeah, I was kidding about the whale blubber.

Vaseline Intensive Care (VIC), though, really works wonders. It's NOT like Vaseline, despite the name. I'm sure it's from the same company, but vaseline, by itself, stays greasy... VIC does not.
I was truly amazed by VIC.
Just so ya all don't think I work for DOW Chemical or some shyt...my soap has Aloe in it.

Trust me folks; for skin dried to the point where it cracks; and I have been there...VIC will work wonders, and not leave greasy residue all over everything.