(Intro)
Ghot
Fucking- Ghot!
I, God, I just, I hate that guy so much
I'm going to write him a post
and tell him

"Dear Ghot,
You fucking suck, dude.
And I can't wait for your JSP career to end."
No need to read it back, or spell check it; fuck it, click send.

(Abduct)
All of these randoms think that Ghot so great (so great)
Half of them have him in their top eight (top eight)
I anxiously await a date when fate will place us face to face
Just to tell that fake how much I hate him but today I'll use that jsp place

And I'll place lots of comments up on his posts
A flame war I will rage hell, fill his inbox with h-mail
Trash his name and bash him all across the internets on every domain
which Google traces back to his name
my disdain for this man
overflows to his fans
It's time I educate these idiots the best that I can
They're so amused by his abuse of shit advice
I'll have to copy guides
just to prove there is nothing to it.

And with my four foot bong
I'll flip my four track on
Than I'll rant on and on
until I've written this guide

I'll dedicate it to him
stewing in my seething hatred.
mail it to him,
Ghot, I fucking hate you dude and now you're ruined do it

(Chorus)
I hate you Ghot and it's time I let you know how much
Your advice is stupid and your guides, your answers, your posts they all suck
Who are these randos, do these geeks believe you're smart? That's fucked.
You're just a goofy douche bag you could use a good smack up against the head
When will you give it up?
When will you give it up?

(Rikuo)
Hey hey Ghot
What's up bro
I read your profile
I see you're making big moves out there in Pennsylvania
Or Idaho i don't know whatever hick bum fuck town you must trapped in
Sorry dude - it must suck
Anyhow champ listen up
I got some advice
about your little jsp career
If I were you I'd think twice
First off you're dumb man
And dumb men can never make it
You gotta be a smart man in this jsp game if you wanna take it
I never listen to nobody but my own shit
Nobody posting like my own boys my own click
We all got big dicks and huge shirts and fitted hats
You look like a old man, what kind of shit is that?
You ain't a b-boy
A boy rocking a mustache
Those brown pants will get your ass whipped real fast
Their ain't no real tech guides up on your profile
When you be posing for a picture never dope smile
You smile way to much
It makes you look gay
What kind of whack bullshit did your post say
You read a book? Yay!
You won't get no play
Either from the regulars or my iPod there's no way
You're a white old man with gay friends
And really at the days end
Your JSP cred is 0 out of 10
Put away the keyboard I got this game locked
Holla at your boy

(Abduct)
I know your dying
I know your crying on a shoulder
I know you read my pms because I checked the sent folder
It ain't over
I've got an arsenal of vitriol to blast at you from 22 new diggs,
On you and youtube, you
pitifully chicken shit insipid dickless idiot
You shitty spitting little bitching sissy quit your hissy fit
A hack with a backpack as whack as a fanny pack
Your sack of crap act makes me wanna yak - fact.
No one likes your trite boring poorly written tech guides
go away tonight why don't you throw away your monitor, so
Fucking unfunny dummy, you wanna make fun of me?
Your just another Eek and Battleship wannabe.
And as a techno-head I defend the culture,
I say your act is retarded, face it Ghot you're a vulture.
A dozen thumbs-down on ten posts, do the math,
I'm your number last fan, and at last you'll feel my wrath!"

(Chorus)
I hate you Ghot and it's time I let you know how much
Your advice is stupid and your guides, your answers, your posts they all suck
Who are these randos, do these geeks believe you're smart? That's fucked.
You're just a goofy douche bag you could use a good smack up against the head
When will you give it up?
Wether you give it up

(Rikuo)
So Ghot, hey
Since we've shown you the way
I'm sure that your towel will
now be thrown in any day

No doubt we're out now
I've covered all I've had to say
Later days Ghot - oh, wait
P.S.
You're gay

PWNED!