Quote (ImVeryFood @ Jul 14 2015 08:45pm)

Your state or city is lenient. In California, you can only get out if you're a student with proof, family member emergency, too emotional for the case (women), don't understand English (non-Americans with an accent), or you're biased.

I had a classmate faked he didn't understand English, they found out by a google search and found his linkedin profile. They arrested him after he walked out of the court room. They didn't select me because I was biased for the case so no jail time and no fine.

Quote (ImVeryFood @ 14 Jul 2015 21:45)

Your state or city is lenient. In California, you can only get out if you're a student with proof, family member emergency, too emotional for the case (women), don't understand English (non-Americans with an accent), or you're biased.

I had a classmate faked he didn't understand English, they found out by a google search and found his linkedin profile. They arrested him after he walked out of the court room. They didn't select me because I was biased for the case so no jail time and no fine.

Quote (GabeNewell @ Jul 16 2015 06:54am)

Ordered 23 of those $200 best buy gift cards at $15 each.

They cancelled on me. Bitches.

Quote (GabeNewell @ Jul 16 2015 09:54am)

Ordered 23 of those $200 best buy gift cards at $15 each.

They cancelled on me. Bitches.

Quote (LulzSec @ 16 Jul 2015 12:21)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFN3YvueWdk

Quote (urbanshaft @ Jul 16 2015 04:03pm)

teacher thinks im smart
says he likes me
wants to ride my ass for 2 years
then takes me in his office
talks 30min about religion and aliens
did I just get raped?

Quote (DeXaFiLaH @ Jul 16 2015 01:24pm)

Yes. Call the police immediately and report it. Also, get to the hospital and get your vagina checked out.