Yes. Everyone knows.

Obviously not.

It was a custom shirt I created and a shop printed on a white T-shirt for me.

I have one for civil jury duty:

"If I had (top line)
boobs made with symbols (middle line)

I would be rich by now. (bottom line)

I'm always the first to get kicked out for my biases.



There are other classic methods for execution that don't rely on lethal injection.

It's obviously a joke.



That's not your soundcard's issue.

This post was edited by NinjaSushi2 on Jul 14 2015 02:15pm

That is a great idea to get out of jury duty.

He isn't referring to lethal injection specifically. What halfdead14 refers to is the right to appeal capital execution. You can essentially appeal so many times it cost more to kill someone than life in prison. America's justice system hard at workwork.

just pretend you dont speak english. i saw one of the asians do that when i was in court. he was speaking fluently outside with someone else. then in court he just kinda stares and uses a thick accent "no not late" anytime the judge asked a question.

The shirt is the best option or just wear dirty clothes with some ketchup and mustard stains, flip flops, and sunglasses.

If you do anything else like creating disruptions by making noise, lying, and other things, you risk getting a fine and/or jail time. They have the ability to do background checks and call your employer to verify whether or not you can communicate fluently in English.

Is it supposed to be hard to get out of jury duty?

I got a letter a few months back... wrote like a whole sentence & sent it back.

Got a letter saying i was excused few days later

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Your state or city is lenient. In California, you can only get out if you're a student with proof, family member emergency, too emotional for the case (women), don't understand English (non-Americans with an accent), or you're biased.

I had a classmate faked he didn't understand English, they found out by a google search and found his linkedin profile. They arrested him after he walked out of the court room. They didn't select me because I was biased for the case so no jail time and no fine.