
Today the source of all my woe,
is that the UPS truck goes so slow.
It left the station, 6 O'clock
and still, I've not received my Scotch.
Five hours later, I start to think,
I'll never, ever get my drink.
No matter now, how long he takes,
with Scotch in hand I'll sing his praise.
This post was edited by Ghot on Dec 30 2013 11:11am