Found out I can't ride horses, motorcycles, or anything of that nature. Balls too big.

Hmm. Get that checked out incase it interferes with you reproducing. My father had a condition where he had too many vains around his testicles which inhibited his ability to produce high level sperm count. If you plan on having kids it may become an issue later.

This explains a lot about you

Lol, had to

I guess I swam the fastest.

Gah retail edge making me want to build a new computer for no reason. i7-5930k for 174

Thanks for reminding me i have to get a vasectomy by the time i hit 25
Because fuck kids and fuck settling down

Out of 100s

Now if you were the fastest out of millions you'd be alil more normal?

plz buy & send to me

My girlfriend did the flashlight trick to make sure they weren't tumors in disguise. We're all good. However, I've often wondered about the infertility part. I know this sounds bad, but I've been awfully lucky on the kid front considering my carelessness during my undergrad. Also, I'm not the biggest fan of having children. I'm selfish, immature, and being responsible for another living thing makes me agitated. I'd rather just save my money and blow it on frivolous things that give me instant gratification. I could always adopt a shitlin later on in life.

Sounds a lot like me
Minus the gf and balls problem