Quote (2Cents @ Nov 16 2018 10:50pm)
literally all you need to do to be healthy and eat nearly candy as food is buy a crockpot or pressure cooker
go into the vegetable area of grocery store. buy carrots, peppers (lots of these), onions, garlic and eggplants.
you can also do broccoli and cauliflower if you are gay.
then go into meat section buy a slab of meat.. any kind. I like spicy italian sausage the most, honestly.
chop it all up throw it in there, add some water and black pepper if you want. done. wait a few hours
basically won't even have to chew the food, either.
okay but like...i dont like broccoli.
FIND ME AN ADEQUATE SUBSTITUTION PLZNTHNX!