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Dec 16 2011 07:58pm
Quote (Mastrshok @ Dec 16 2011 08:51pm)
Such a joke. They can't do anything about a person playing a video game. The petition creator has probably gone full retard and caught wind of this.


That is a parody site... If you think this article is serious....
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Dec 16 2011 07:59pm
Quote (RedTea @ Dec 16 2011 07:58pm)
That is a parody site... If you think this article is serious....


Refer to the post above yours. -_-
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Quote (Mastrshok @ Dec 16 2011 08:59pm)
Refer to the post above yours.  -_-


Yeah I saw it after I had posted.
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Dec 16 2011 08:02pm
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December 13, 2011
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Those bastards!
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Dec 16 2011 08:04pm
"If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to far away lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication.

In the land of Skyrim, the player starts off as a captured terrorist, who has been caught plotting to destroy the golden empire by using dragons. Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal. Once the player has decided if they want to be a female wood fairy or an black ogre from Stormwind, they get to take control of their hell spawned fictitious demon.

Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard, shows the player images of decapitations and after the third of forth head chopping, a necromatic dragon appears and sets the player free from righteous punishment. Now that the player is free, they will spend the next 400 hours robbing people, killing villagers, crafting sexual items, fornicate with elves and other Harry Potter style animals and also learn how to conjure up black magic.

Throughout the game, the player is exposed to full frontal violence and replay style death killing finish moves. The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they ejaculate all over the player’s CPU monitor."
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Dec 16 2011 08:06pm
Quote (Patient @ Dec 16 2011 10:04pm)
"If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to far away lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication.

In the land of Skyrim, the player starts off as a captured terrorist, who has been caught plotting to destroy the golden empire by using dragons. Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal. Once the player has decided if they want to be a female wood fairy or an black ogre from Stormwind, they get to take control of their hell spawned fictitious demon.

Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard, shows the player images of decapitations and after the third of forth head chopping, a necromatic dragon appears and sets the player free from righteous punishment. Now that the player is free, they will spend the next 400 hours robbing people, killing villagers, crafting sexual items, fornicate with elves and other Harry Potter style animals and also learn how to conjure up black magic.

Throughout the game, the player is exposed to full frontal violence and replay style death killing finish moves. The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they ejaculate all over the player’s CPU monitor."


explains this



:rofl:
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Dec 16 2011 08:19pm
wwws /10
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Dec 17 2011 12:28am
"The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they ejaculate all over the player’s CPU monitor." - lololololol
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Dec 17 2011 12:01pm
I signed it, lol.
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Dec 17 2011 02:35pm
Meh , Christian site was telling me that skyrim told me how to give rim jobs
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