I figured I'd post this here. I'm going to be recording a song this weekend with this style of music/singing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cUXj3zb_UY

I wrote lyrics about having a nutcase girlfriend. Hope you guys like. I'll post the song once it's recorded.


Gimme Some Space!

I had a girlfriend once
Her name was Annie

She was... how can I say this?
Bat. Shit. Crazy.


I saw her every day
Every hour, every minute.

So I asked her if I could
And as nicely as I should

If I could be left alone
For just one fucking minute.


She did that thing
Where her eyes turn red

I knew what was coming
so I jumped off from my bed

(silence)
And I yelled "FUCK!"


(Chorus)
Gimme some space!
I wanna play games
Watch porn
And eat some cheetos.

Gimme some space!
I wanna get naked
Pee in the tub
And fart my ass off.


I pushed her out the door
But little did I know

About the carnival of horror
That she would bestow


She came back the next day
With some flowers and a crowbar.

She knocked as if I'd open
Then banged till her hands were broken

I could hear her scream "I'm sorry"
As she cracked my door open.


I ran to the kitchen
And looked for something sharp

I knew what was coming
(silence)
So I waited...

AND I STABBED HER IN THE GUT!


(Chorus)
Gimme some space!
I wanna play games
Watch porn
And eat some cheetos.

Gimme some space!
I wanna get naked
Pee in the tub
And fart my ass off.


A few days later
Things dilute

I am...how can I say this?
In my birthday suit.


I head to the kitchen
To grab some cheetos

And holy shit who's there?
It's that crazy bitch, I swear!


(Rhythm change)
"If I can't have you" she said
Then you might as well be dead
She shot me in the head
And on the floor I bled

If I had thought ahead
If I had fled
I wouldn't be naked and dead
With my legs widespread


(final chorus)
I just wanted some space!
I just wanted some space!
I just wanted some space!
And now I'm deaaaaaaad.

Naked and dead.
With my legs widespread.