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Sep 16 2012 03:46pm

Song Title: LoL (League of Love)
Song Writer: Firaga
Singer: Some black dude

(Intro)
Hey all listen up!
Get your hands up for the 3 most beautiful women in the universe!
Yeah!

(Chorus)
Dear Ahri, Riven, and Shyvana
u 3 got me spilling banana
there's a reason why we call u charlie's angels
that's because you are what we call beautifuls
and bring dat elo up on our tables

Dear Ahri, Riven, and Shyvana
u 3 are like the childrens' Santa
you all bring the gift of love
of all sins and perverse you are free of
although you got me jizzing in my baseball glove

(Verse 1)
Ay yo everyone freeze
The princess Ahri has joined the summoner's rift
she's already so beautiful, she don't need no face lift

You all know she has nine tails
and you better get those banshee veils
She may look cute and harmless on the outside
and u might even think she can be ur bride
but please do'nt let that misguide
cuz this little foxy lady will keep your health bar dried
now why don't u come with a jungle gank and try?
oh shit! never mind, she ulted to the farside
oh wait, u wanna try the turret dive?
no problem, u got taunted and got denied

nigga do'nt fuck with the one and only ahri
or else u know you'll be feeling sorry
nigga u think u a pimp with that ferrarri?
hell nah u ain't ever gonna be her daddy
and if this ain't true, then firaga ain't starry

(Chorus)
Dear Ahri, Riven, and Shyvana
u 3 got me spilling banana
there's a reason why we call u charlie's angels
that's because you are what we call beautifuls
and bring dat elo up on our tables

Dear Ahri, Riven, and Shyvana
u 3 are like the childrens' Santa
you all bring the gift of love
of all sins and perverse you are free of
although you got me jizzing in my baseball glove

(Verse 2)

ay niggas, lemme introduce u to a girl named riven
in the top lane for her, not a fuck is given
hell yeah i said it, and you better listen

now do'nt even try to bring in the opposition
because there is absolutely no competition
u shud go afk and rage quit is my proposition
becuz there is no other option other than submission
because u absolutely have no chance to win this mission
nigga i ain't no mathematician
and sexual appeal is riven's definition
but lemme tell u, her damage is no superstition
it's a kill guaranteed with dat ignition

and everyone say 'wtf she's op she has no mana'
and if u do'nt think she's hot, then ur high on marijuana
i've got a naked pic of her in the sauna
but that's only for me, and sharing is what i do'nt wanna

(Chorus)
Dear Ahri, Riven, and Shyvana
u 3 got me spilling banana
there's a reason why we call u charlie's angels
that's because you are what we call beautifuls
and bring dat elo up on our tables

Dear Ahri, Riven, and Shyvana
u 3 are like the childrens' Santa
you all bring the gift of love
of all sins and perverse you are free of
although you got me jizzing in my baseball glove

(Bridge)
Ahri, Riven, and Shyvana
you are so much more beautiful than Diana
and not illegal like Tristana
and more OP than morgana

How can there exist such perfect girls?
it makes my mind go swirls
now if i had the money, i'd buy u expensive pearls
but im an ugly asian virgin with pubes in long curls

(Drum Solo)
(Guitar Solo)
(Violin Solo)
(Piano Solo)
(Hot girls dancing half naked solo)

(Verse 3)
niggas where the fk u think u going
this song isn't even close to ending
now sit the fuck back down and enjoy the rest of this zing
cuz now i present u a stunning beauty with dragon's wing

hell yeah u know it, Shyvana is her name
she may as well be called the queen of flame
now u better be on your game
becuz the moment you fk it up, the loss is yours to blame
But at the least she's so hot that u can say 'ty i came'

now yall be thinking ur just having a peaceful moment in the lane
but oh shit look out! here comes shyvana's pain
u try to flash out but it's only in vain
becuz her ult turns into a dragon and turns you into her food chain
hell yeah i fucking said it, you have been slain
and she ate u like chinese lo mein
nigga u think that would gross me out and complain?
hell nah i'm fucking loving it, i do'nt know how to explain
my love for shyvana goes so deep i must be insane
enough to make her my main

(Ending Chorus)
Dear Ahri, Riven, and Shyvana
I wish you lived in Atlanta
You all make my life worth living
and here i offer you all my engagement ring
for if i am with you, i will be king

Credits go to:

Ahri

Riven

Shyvana