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Sep 26 2009 03:43pm
My band mates and I were bored after a rigorous jam session and while taking a break we thought about what gangsters would do if they had spaceships, so we wrote this rap song. The chorus is ripped off of, "Move bitch, get out the way!" Most of the song is about the old SNES space shooter "Zero Wing", and there are references throughout.

Click the link below, and select "Get out the Bass"

http://www.myspace.com/fucktayzonday



Here's the lyrics:



"Get out the Bass" by Binary Incemination

Intro

White Kid: Excuse me,
TWO: "Yea What u want?"
White Kid: Your ship says N.I.G, what does that stand for?
TWO: "Shit man, Niggas in 0 gravity"
White Kid: Can you give me a ride to the moon?
TWO: The moon?
TWO: "Nigga let me tell ya something about space travel"
White Kid: Huh?
TWO: Listen cracka

SmokeStack verse1:

Double twin blaster, to fade em faster
I bounce off the screen in this space aged disaster
niggas think I'm playin, I'll trace yo ass in space chalk
I never need to talk the talk, cause I always walk the walk
Ryhmes emit heat like Alpha Centauri
dice you like a blow fish, fried like calamari
my bac reads 20.8, aint no such thing as a DUI in space
this bitch named Cats he set us the bomb, what you think T3?
"HIT THIS BONG"

T3 verse 1:

Move every zig, for great justice
I tried to get a finger in and lost a whole fist
in your mom's anus, yall shoulda seen it
butt naked on the ground tryin' ta get the penis
Scream bitch, Scream
I'll show you my space aged erection
light speed fucking bitches minus the protection
what's your definition of millenial molestion?
They call me t3 I got 3 huge balls
Spewing double speed of niagra falls

Chorus

Chase a nigga captain, direct your course
there's a movement in my dick controlled by the force
they call it galatic insemination
Open eyes mobilize, to ya battle stations
laser beam blaster, the space aged disaster
warp speed, you'll plead, to accelerate faster
move zig, get out the bass
get out the base zig get out the bass
move zig, get out the bass
get out the base zig get out the bass

EzNuts verse 1:

Where you at ? Outer space bitch
What the fuck you doin? alien space chick
suckin my dick lovin that shit blow loads faster than Haley's comet
only difference is I don't come every eighty years
bout once or twice or day outer space lingerie
She got three tits squeezen em Look at this trapezium
swallowing dat space dust I'm harder than magnesium
interstellar cooridinates what you need to find
two nuts and a cock below my waistline

Smokestack verse2:

Got a plasma shield, I never have to yeild
carry secret weapons, ya they're always conceled
grenade in my pocket you're never gunna stop it
got it half price at the mars black market
Smokestack calculate your course on track
take you on a journey to the moon with my raps
fill up my tank with uranium ore
ludicrous speeds to the liquor store
everybody dies I so suggest you make your time
when its 187 T3's my partner in crime

Chorus

T3 verse 2

T3 cruisin in a Y-wing destroyer
platinum technology let me spell it out for ya
L-I-C-k m-y NUTS
Got bitches on the flight deck goin' butt to butt
which bitch be the winner of the Dick election?
black hole's gunna get a dark matter injection
Main screen turn on, girl in a thong
Turn on autopilot hit the xwing bong
we get signal, try to call us criminal
Nah Its not intentional, it's written in the genitals

EzNuts verse2

zerO-g erection pull me right off the couch
fly across the room and put your mouth
fuck with me laser beam, galaxy comander and chief
Smokin' at light speed Trippin on that space weed
an Outer space orgy we call it the big bang
nah it's not a theory its the real fucking thang
Check the controls bitch, Readings AVERAAAGE!
finish up bust a nut assess the DAMAAAAGE
We took all your shit so let's not discuss
Time to accept all your base are belong to us!

Chorus

Smokestack verse3

When I meet girls, I give a propasition
How'd you like to redefine, the upside down position?
What's your name youngster? is it Sperm dumpster?
A pussy connessoiur but I'm not Carpet muncher
They call me smokestack ya better check yo facts
wiggle up your drawers like a steller paralax
I'm the Navigator my course is perfection
I'll redirect your mouth and route your lips to my erection
got a 12 inch dick girl you want me to show ya?
gotta blow like solar wind because I cum like supernova.

T3 verse3

N.i.g Is the name of my ship,
So of course consequently, it's tatooed on my dick
Captain of the ship and the bong instructor
your pussy is a symphony my dick is the conductor
legendary skeet in the hall of fame
one fuck filed on me for insurance claims
My policy covers all pussy collision
minus my deductables, plus rubber provision
T3 biggest balls in the galatic nation
fuck 3 bitches at once, 9 tit combination

Chorus

End
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Oct 3 2009 07:01pm
You guys should listen/read/comment.
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Oct 6 2009 11:41am
Lol
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Oct 6 2009 06:47pm
pretty funny, i like.
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Oct 13 2009 12:44pm
Bump
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Oct 13 2009 10:40pm
haha i like it
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Oct 14 2009 09:11pm
Quote (juliusjuice @ Tue, Oct 6 2009, 07:47pm)
pretty funny, i like.


Nice avatar.
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