Quote (wh0racLe @ Tue, Jul 14 2009, 08:20pm)
LOL!
you win
Haha, yeah I've got a couple more:
**NO OFFENSE TO ANY MUSICIAN
TAKE THIS AS A JOKE ONLY**
1-An explorer and his guide are hacking their way through the jungle, they suddenly hear the sound of drums in the distance. The explorer is worried, and stops.
"What's that drumming?" he asks.
"Don't worry about the drumming," replies the guide. "Worry about when the drums stop."
"Why, what happens when the drums stop?"
"When the drums stop, very bad news," replies the guide.
The explorer is mollified, and they move on, but the drumming in the distance gradually becomes louder. Eventually the explorer stops again.
"Look," he says, "should we be worried about those drums?"
"No," answers the guide. "Worry about when the drums stop."
"Why?"
"When the drums stop, very bad news."
The explorer isn't convinced, but they move on. After another half hour of this, with the drumming in the distance getting louder and louder, the explorer stops once more.
"Okay," he says, annoyed, "this is freaking me out. What the hell is that drumming?"
"Don't worry about the drums," replies the guide. "Worry about when the drums stop."
"But why?" yells the explorer.
"When the drums stop, very bad news."
"Why?" screams the explorer. "What happens when the drums stop?"
And the guide turns, looks at the explorer, and says...
"Bass solo."
Well I would put drummer jokes in here but you clearly stated you wanted jokes about musicians.
LOL. J/K
2-Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar.
3-What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?
4-What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.
This post was edited by Darkshade on Jul 14 2009 06:44pm