make a grindcore band and call it Sumo's Underpants

The best names are one's that are short, easy to remember, can easily be turned into an acronym, and reflects the overall purpose of the band. Like ma band's name for example, "East of Eden". It's easy, Can be referred to as EOE, and everyone in the band doesn't really like religion.

acronyms are synonyms for terrible bands

East of Eden is a book. You will confuse people.

Although, if you didn't know about the book, then as a symbol the band is saying, "Hey, we've been exiled out of the garden of Eden by God."

Problem Child.

THE WIGGLES! Oh... thats my band name, forgot...

masturbation

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I know, it's written by John Stinebeck. The name fits because originally the band consisted of two sets of brothers (of whom, were always fighting). Also, your quotes fit our attitude as well.

We might consider changing it but we actually started to get a following around my area so we were like, yeah fuck that.

They all sound like emo band names, none of the above, sorry