Love how you say, "We worked so hard on this song" because nobody replies, but once you get negative feedback, you claim it isn't your band.

Obvious sarcasm. Did the extreme enthusiasm not give it away? For the record, I think there was not much effort AT ALL put into this song. Which is why I thought that ironic comment was warranted >.<

As I've said, I don't play metal, I barely even touch my electric. When I do, I'm playing jazz/rock/fusion.

Obvious lying.

the vocals are horrendous.
the drummer sucks dick at keeping a beat
the guitarist is playing the most basic thing ive ever heard

Obvious troll

Doesn't stop me from believing that it's your band.

Might stop you from ever getting laid tho.

Girls love trolls. I think I stand a good chance.

yeah and everything else's pathetic

Zero stage presence