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#21
Jul 15 2009 03:51pm
Quote (Azurei @ Wed, Jul 15 2009, 01:03pm)
how do you know when there's a drummer at your door?



the knock keeps speeding up!


Thats awesome
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#22
Jul 15 2009 08:38pm
Quote (geordieis @ Tue, Jul 14 2009, 11:12pm)
you should join the guild ducks


i should.
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#23
Jul 16 2009 04:14pm
whats the difference between a banjo and a trampoline.
-take off your shoes to jump on a banjo

how do you get the banjo player off your porch?
-pay him for the pizza

what do banjo players use for contraceptives?
-their personalities

how is lightning similar to a banjo players fingers?
-they never strike the same place twice

just for the record i absolutely love banjos and banjo players. i wont date a girl if she is unwilling to at least try to play the banjo, serious.
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#24
Jul 16 2009 10:07pm
Quote (juliusjuice @ Thu, Jul 16 2009, 05:14pm)
whats the difference between a banjo and a trampoline.
-take off your shoes to jump on a banjo

how do you get the banjo player off your porch?
-pay him for the pizza

what do banjo players use for contraceptives?
-their personalities

how is lightning similar to a banjo players fingers?
-they never strike the same place twice

just for the record i absolutely love banjos and banjo players. i wont date a girl if she is unwilling to at least try to play the banjo, serious.


You have the first one wrong I think
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#25
Jul 16 2009 10:16pm
Quote (juliusjuice @ Thu, Jul 16 2009, 06:14pm)
whats the difference between a banjo and a trampoline.
-take off your shoes to jump on a banjo

how do you get the banjo player off your porch?
-pay him for the pizza

what do banjo players use for contraceptives?
-their personalities

how is lightning similar to a banjo players fingers?
-they never strike the same place twice

just for the record i absolutely love banjos and banjo players. i wont date a girl if she is unwilling to at least try to play the banjo, serious.


ROFL
get all your girls to play a banjo

do i wanna play a banjo so bad
it sounds so friggin cool
SEND ME A BANJO!
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#26
Jul 17 2009 04:25am
what is the difference between a trumpet player and a large pizza?

a large pizza can feed a family of four
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Jul 17 2009 06:22am
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#28
Jul 17 2009 07:31am
Quote (Conri @ Fri, 17 Jul 2009, 13:22)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jvl8rs95pU


wtf is that lolz
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#29
Jul 17 2009 11:34am
Quote (Conri @ Fri, 17 Jul 2009, 12:22)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jvl8rs95pU


WTF!!!

Funny though, although i am not sure why lol
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#30
Jul 17 2009 11:44am
Quote (Conri @ Fri, Jul 17 2009, 08:22am)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jvl8rs95pU


rofl thats pretty hilarious
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