I was stunned to read all this
A noob wnb-musician asks for help.
Experienced musicians advice him to learn the song by ear, because its a rookie song.
No-one bothers to tab it out, because its just waste of time for themselfs.
A noob wnb-musician mocks the experienced ones for being incapable to tab out an easy song, not being able to do it himself either.
Noob wnb-musicians conclusion: "Angry musical elitists who can't tab something by ear lol."
I lol'd pretty hard : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD