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Mar 9 2010 10:06pm
Quote (xNoonan @ Mar 9 2010 10:55pm)
bro your a fucking pussy
your all uptight and mushy
say it to the face of a tck thell tell you to hush b
you talk shit on the comp
like pat said your beds all domp
well damp
you have to sleep with a lamp
cause im the bugey man ready to stamp
ur forrehead with my fucking knive
ill sting you so hard like you fell on a b hive

v for virtue word on the streets is u suck dick at cod
but i cant talk shit cause i fucked your mom and im ur dod
i mispelled should of been dad
nigga why dnt u freestlye and accept your sad
we do this shit to have fun and not to be a joke
you are a pussy and need to smoke
got your body all uptight
niggas sitting upright
im out to get my cheddar so good night


Trying to determine which one is worse, you or pyropunk...
The task is alot more challenging than you would think. :huh:
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Mar 9 2010 10:19pm
Quote (Virtue @ Mar 9 2010 11:06pm)
Trying to determine which one is worse, you or pyropunk...
The task is alot more challenging than you would think. :huh:


it doesn't matter bro...
it's just for fun.

so start rappin
or start walkin
cus your just talkin
and spammin my thread
and im startin to get fed
up
cus nobody cares what you have to say
you type like your the shit
but hey
your gay
but it would brighten my day
if you at least tried
but your scared of what ppl will think
so just sit there and hide
like a fucking baby that just cried
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Mar 9 2010 10:20pm
Quote (pyropunk @ Mar 9 2010 11:19pm)
it doesn't matter bro...
it's just for fun.

so start rappin
or start walkin
cus your just talkin
and spammin my thread
and im startin to get fed
up
cus nobody cares what you have to say
you type like your the shit
but hey
your gay
but it would brighten my day
if you at least tried
but your scared of what ppl will think
so just sit there and hide
like a fucking baby that just cried


Whitey :P
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Mar 9 2010 10:58pm
virtue
stfu b4 pyros flame flow hurt you
im ure daddy yes i did squirt you
into your mother
you and ure brother
would say ure sister but that squirt missed her
talking shit like you own the place
i just might have to save a squirt for ya face
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Mar 9 2010 11:17pm
What the fuck is dis shite
I dont even know
I'm blurting out lines
I ain't got no flow

How's this done?
You do it for fun?
I find it's a chore
Can't do any more
this shit makes no sense
i want repentance

i ain't got a clue
what repentance had to do
wif anyfin i've said
i'm speaking black
to no backing track
this shit is dumb
no seriously, it's dumb

these kids aint good
try be niggas from da hood
"hey look at me!
dey call me flea!
i'm real gangstar
i got a shiney car!"

as i said
this shit is dumb
you look like fools
cos rap isn't cool
now go get a job
youre not in the mob
get your pants off the floor
youre a fucking eyesore
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Mar 9 2010 11:24pm
Quote (Virtue @ Mar 9 2010 11:06pm)
Trying to determine which one is worse, you or pyropunk...
The task is alot more challenging than you would think. :huh:


this man talking some serious shit, to bad your a fucking pussy talking shit on the comp lets see you freestlye pal , acting like were bad cause we have fun , so fuck you you little xbox bitch name any game ill wash you up but untill then ima spit this freestlye on you



nigga ur a gamer and u tell your mother to call you a wizard
your still a virgin and you suck your dads gizard
but for me im ready to beat off on your fucking head
your soft as pillows and need your mom to tuck you into bed
your magic spells dont work on a thug ill leave your body full of red
or led
however its gunna be said
end of story your gunna end of dead
ha
so all my niggas lets chill and cook a liq
if your names virtue i say suck a dick
suck a dick
and uhm
dont think youll finish quick
cause my dick bust it hours and i go threw plenty of porn flics
i need some flour to rub on my nipple
cause if i keep rhyming ima turn virtue into a cripple
sipple lipple chicklee
all i hear is chuckles
igot wwhite all over my knuckles
call me rob buckles
right now i gotta go
but ima finish this cause you know
i cam threw to show ye
how to pop some e
and drink some hennesey
and show you the freestlye supposed to be
dropped on the
and how to murk on the pussy
or puss i
plural work for pussy u fake bitch on xbox all u do is die
say you get girls nigga its a lie
you act tuff on the comp but you get creamed like 2pie
2 pac
1 cock
2 socks
3 glocks
4 shots
im drunk
your body smell like tator tots
i tried in highschool but ended up a fluunk
my science career sunk
all my basketballs got dunked
your car is junk
my car is fly
over 300 horses when i ride by
uh
i dont wanna act like a fool
but you look like you belong in middle school
my beats so retarted itll make you drool
ill leave you stuck in a red pool
you gotta swim out
or the paramedics gunna jump in
i will attack you like a shark but im missing my fin
hurry go look in the recylcing bin
for the condom i used on your mother i saw it next to a tin
i did dirty things with your mom i would consider a sin
ill hold your neck by a thread like a pin
and i got rediculous money on pokemon maxed out yen
i got muscles like vin
and my friend but your just to light
i love to fight
and my butthole is still tight
so nigga im alrightt
im freestyling off my dome getting head from a whore
cause ive been in this game since 1994
after im done with this freestlye your butt will be sore
cause my cocks full with anger and ready to roar
open the door
cause i came to take a shit
i saw you creeping around the corner looking to suck a dick
ask ur sister if she heard me outside like beep beep
im taking her out and im fill her hair with some skeet skeet
damn dont even write back your breathe smeells like sheet
i think virtue been sucking on the meat
v for virtue your armpits smell like a kenyans feet
i think you should take a shower for once you fucking bitch

i will care package glitch so it will land on your face
i murder the mic with my tool of distruction the spiiked mace
nigga if u wanna race
or have a chace
ima be the winner
im so high on a airplane eating your dinner
i fucked your mother in the shower
we went at it for about a hour
my dick was as long as a tower
of power
something like halo
i dont care whatever you say ho

virtue how about you try to freestyle and stop being a pussy you fucking bitch


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Mar 9 2010 11:26pm
Quote (Cloudfire @ Mar 10 2010 12:17am)
What the fuck is dis shite
I dont even know
I'm blurting out lines
I ain't got no flow

How's this done?
You do it for fun?
I find it's a chore
Can't do any more
this shit makes no sense
i want repentance

i ain't got a clue
what repentance had to do
wif anyfin i've said
i'm speaking black
to no backing track
this shit is dumb
no seriously, it's dumb

these kids aint good
try be niggas from da hood
"hey look at me!
dey call me flea!
i'm real gangstar
i got a shiney car!"

as i said
this shit is dumb
you look like fools
cos rap isn't cool
now go get a job
youre not in the mob
get your pants off the floor
youre a fucking eyesore


lmao your a bitch talking to people to get a job on a gaming website you get a job you loser you dont know half the shit that we do and your saying were fake yea yea fuck you pussy
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Mar 9 2010 11:28pm
Quote (xNoonan @ Mar 10 2010 06:26pm)
lmao your a bitch talking to people to get a job on a gaming website you get a job you loser you dont know half the shit that we do and your saying were fake yea yea fuck you pussy


I seem to have offended you, are you going to pop a cap in my ass?
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Mar 9 2010 11:32pm
Quote (Cloudfire @ Mar 10 2010 12:28am)
I seem to have offended you, are you going to pop a cap in my ass?


if you would leave your house you faggot, look how much gold you have do you have a life your probaly a virgin im doing this freestlye shit to have fun your just a bitch who never got anything good in your life
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Mar 9 2010 11:48pm
Quote (xNoonan @ Mar 10 2010 06:32pm)
if you would leave your house you faggot, look how much gold you have do you have a life your probaly a virgin im doing this freestlye shit to have fun your just a bitch who never got anything good in your life


Ah, but I can speak and type English, which will get me further in life than you'll ever get with yo freestail sheet man nigguh wat faggot ass bitch homie!!1!!1!
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