Yeah, well there's a giant invisible flying spaghetti monster in the sky. I have faith that he exists. Does that mean it's true?

umm lol
faith doesnt work with things like that

faith is like this
i have faith that when i leap off this building i will fly
not i have faith that there is a guy around the corner suckin some dudes cock

that doesnt even make sense lol thats just gambling

and yes iv heard of that pastafarian religion and its pretty funny

why do you even want to know if people are Christian or not... its like, "Oh hey, hes Christian, awesome. Oh boy, I'm so psyched!!!"

so i can talk to them about things i wouldnt talk to other ppl about
and so i can show them my music and they actually might appeciate it because of the christian lyrics
and stuff like that

are you telling me you have no IRL christian friends lol? even if we were of the same religion I really wouldn't talk to random people on the net...cuz they're weird lol.

i ditched all of my friends because they weren't devoted to christ
i was the drinkin, smokin type of guy and thats the kinda guys i hung out with
so i dont have any friends right now
but the Lord will give them if i seek them

This post was edited by weasleface on Jul 1 2009 04:34pm

I think it should say.


I accepted Christ as my lord and Savior. He asked me to do his bidding. Now I'm his tool, I am the biggest tool I can be!

you use the wrong word
its servant
i am his servant and will serve him all my days
but tool is ok also its kinda the same thing

I don't get your explanation of faith, neither of those scenarios make much sense, however I think the second scenario is slightly more likely. It's more likely that walking around a corner you will find a guy sucking some guys dick then it is likely that you will be able to leap off a building a fly. However, having said that, I still wish you would jump off a building (jk..... I think)



Wow, with the power of Christ, you were able to lose all your friends? I never knew faith could accomplish something so great!

lol thats fine if u dont understand how faith works

and i didnt lose my friends at all i just didnt talk to them or hang out with them anymore by choice its not like i said christ is my Lord and then they left me lol
but i think that would of been a funner way and better way to do it
and what does that have to do with faith?
that has nothing to do with faith lol

and faith can accomplish things u didn't even know were possible