i'm sure some of you out there freestyle when your bored... this is the place to post it
even if nobody else posts here w/e... you'll all get to hear my shitty ass rhymes then ;]
and for all dumbasses... a freestyle is just straight off the dome... don't think about it just say it
even if it dont rhyme w/e just don't stop




yo
im reading a novel about nazis
world war 2 with them kamikazis
pilots planes glide
then die
suicide
brains are fried
every day gettin high
fly up, and down
nosedive into the ground
get up and give a fist pound
or maybe a fist pump
then you jump
off the bridge
always lookin in the fridge
cus your a fat piece of shit
you should just quit
while your ahead
go to bed
get to rest
cus im the best
haha not really
i fucking suck
but you can sick my duck
im mad bored
i like to skate board
but its too late
dark slide on the gate
its our fate
to rhyme
all the time
i know its funny
but damn honey
you got a fine ass
i never do my work in class
im typin so fast
shits just comin out my head
like blood
slip and fall in the mud
i smoke mad bud
and i dont give a crud
if you all laugh at me
which is probably whats gonna happen
idc ill take a pee pee
in your mouth
while you sit on the couch
like a grouch
ahh i cant stop
makin a fool of myself
i need some help
plankton eats kelp
i think.
my eyes blink
1 at a time
thats called a wink
im throwin up in the sink
had too much to drink
i cant walk straight
now its your turn m8.

Stopped reading here.
Atleast you understand you're complete garbage.

whatever nigga
ill put the gun to your head
and pull the trigga
cus you talk like your better
but your probably just
a fucking bed wetter
you fucking pussy
lets see what you can do
but your scared shit
i mean poo poo
you aint got a clue
what to even do
aint got the balls to post
cus ill butter you like toast

lmfaooo

iight my dude u handled it pretty well
but your shits to weak aint never gunna sell
talking skateboard dramma nigga u done fell
my rhymes will burn you like the gates of helll
uh'
i rhyme every second of the day
niggas talk beef but they bodys gunna lay
i really dont care of whatever you gotta say
cause im the man on a mission and my minds fulled up with hay
uh
now this is were shit starts to get heavy
ill disregard anything that u said b
get this shit off the dome even if it dosent make sence
c
i got whatever you need
if you need a 40 ounce and a couple ounces of weed
cooking in the microwave while your kids play in the streets
thatll be 15 dollars or ya beat
i dont give a FUCK if you pack heat
cause im on that shit that wont allow you to eat
uh
ill do whatever i want to see niggas bleed
my life rotates on money drugs cars and beef\
if you try and act hard just say fuck em we dirty
i party hard and fuck bitches like them niggas from jersey
..
out in canaan
we got 16 niggas inn the truck
niggas who talk shit they stupid as fuck
if you go to the school youll see what i mean
you aint gotta be a actor to get cut from the scene
csi flow uhhh
these streets its ether rob or get robbed
or youll end up in the water cause ya body was lobbed
you could be fake or be real
ill turn your brother into a meal
all my knives are stainless steel
these niggas over here wont do nothing to save em
pat be working at mcdonalds but shit they pay em
im at the top of this world ready to spray em
they give me the news and i ok them
my minds full of kush
talk shit ill tell em to hush
i pinch ya girls tush
and leave your body dead to gush
out the red suace
you know your man noonan killed this freestlye shit like a boss

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screaming at me: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doing drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screaming Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
(Dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'

straight off tha dome.

Why even try?
You're embarassing yourself even further than you already accomplished with your first post.
I don't even need to read that to know you completely butchered any attempt to make a decent freestyle.

I knew this shit was going to happen right away... obviously eminem song
and thats the censored version.
the real song starts out

"my english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high,
the only problem was...
my english teacher was a guy."

This post was edited by pyropunk on Mar 9 2010 09:52pm

NAH D0GG DAT WUZ STR8 OFF DA DOME!

bro your a fucking pussy
your all uptight and mushy
say it to the face of a tck thell tell you to hush b
you talk shit on the comp
like pat said your beds all domp
well damp
you have to sleep with a lamp
cause im the bugey man ready to stamp
ur forrehead with my fucking knive
ill sting you so hard like you fell on a b hive

v for virtue word on the streets is u suck dick at cod
but i cant talk shit cause i fucked your mom and im ur dod
i mispelled should of been dad
nigga why dnt u freestlye and accept your sad
we do this shit to have fun and not to be a joke
you are a pussy and need to smoke
got your body all uptight
niggas sitting upright
im out to get my cheddar so good night

Burp herp derp

ur a fuckin twerp