I have a few, add your own.

Why do guitarists keep drumsticks in their glove boxes?
So they can park in the handicapped spots!

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

Who's that guy who always hangs out with the band?
The drummer.

I broke a G string while fingering A minor.

WUT?

LOL!

you win

Haha, yeah I've got a couple more:

**NO OFFENSE TO ANY MUSICIAN TAKE THIS AS A JOKE ONLY**

1-An explorer and his guide are hacking their way through the jungle, they suddenly hear the sound of drums in the distance. The explorer is worried, and stops.

"What's that drumming?" he asks.

"Don't worry about the drumming," replies the guide. "Worry about when the drums stop."

"Why, what happens when the drums stop?"

"When the drums stop, very bad news," replies the guide.

The explorer is mollified, and they move on, but the drumming in the distance gradually becomes louder. Eventually the explorer stops again.

"Look," he says, "should we be worried about those drums?"

"No," answers the guide. "Worry about when the drums stop."

"Why?"

"When the drums stop, very bad news."

The explorer isn't convinced, but they move on. After another half hour of this, with the drumming in the distance getting louder and louder, the explorer stops once more.

"Okay," he says, annoyed, "this is freaking me out. What the hell is that drumming?"

"Don't worry about the drums," replies the guide. "Worry about when the drums stop."

"But why?" yells the explorer.

"When the drums stop, very bad news."

"Why?" screams the explorer. "What happens when the drums stop?"

And the guide turns, looks at the explorer, and says...










"Bass solo."

Well I would put drummer jokes in here but you clearly stated you wanted jokes about musicians.



LOL. J/K

2-Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar.

3-What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?

4-What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

This post was edited by Darkshade on Jul 14 2009 06:44pm

i dont get those

these seem hard to understand

i bet im just dumb tho lol

Are you sure you're into music O.o?

lol? what does knowing a joke have to do with anything
these are the ones i dont get

Why do guitarists keep drumsticks in their glove boxes?
So they can park in the handicapped spots!

What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

4-What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
Gifted.

2-Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar. Wtf is this rofl

Took me quite a while to figure the homeless but you'll figure it out

And if you don't get the 2-, I don't know what to say,

LOL DUDE THAT'S AWESOME

Edit: this one's really not too funny but I just read it in Guitar Player magazine on a portable recording setup ad.

The microphone is incredibly sensitive. Kind of like your bass player

This post was edited by x]FoRsaKeN[x on Jul 14 2009 07:59pm

lol that ones actually kind of funny
because the joke is saying drummers are not musicians.