http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Hetfield

Look at the Occupation info under the picture

for people who can't find out whats funny
watch this video and then look at it again lol

turn to 3:50 if u dont want to listen to the whole piece of crap song lol

Table
Table or Tables may refer to:

James Hetfield, who claims himself as "The Table".

What..?

in the song he sings
I AM A TABLE
I AM A TABLE

constantly lol

awww it already got removed from wiki ahaha