To wake up to?
Imo its needs to have a good beat but nothing heavy, and be a "happy" song
I like Mungo jerry's " In the summertime"
OPINIONS!

Something horrible so you turn it off quicker.

When my alarm goes off I turn it off as quickly as possible and then sleep for another 5-300mins

If you can't hit the snooze button or turn it off, just wack it with your hands. Then you'll buy a new clock.

Burning down the house by The Talking Heads

This ofc

i have man in the box by alice in chains cause it freaks me the fuck out and i want it to stop quickly

Guns n' Roses - Mr Brownstone, because of the first lines:

I get up around seven
Get outta bed around nine
And I don't worry about nothin' no
'Cause worrin's a waste of my f'cking time

This is mine