"dear diary,
hey it's me again, i wanted to write to you because there's this guy on the internet who i seem to be obsessed with. every time he posts something it gets on my nerves, and i just wanna murder him. his name is promotion, i don't know what to do diary, i've flamed him but it doesn't seem to do the trick, maybe i should just ignore him??? yeah that may work. let me try that and see what happens, maybe then and only then will i finally have peace, thanks diary you're a big help"
"oh and p.s. i really gotta stop writing rage essays all the time, i make myself look like a giant faggot when i do it, haha"
-ZaftigFetus