i only listen to chopped and screwed from Houston.
Rap Alot records, SUC and some of the old school shit.

Yes

Alright, I think I've figured out how to make a sucsessful Hardcore band. For any of you struggling to make it big.

Step One - Band name.. Its gotta be something aggressive, and strong sounding. Like, Bulldozer(Not sure if thats a band name or not, just an idea.) or somthing along those lines.

Step Two - Band mates.. Atleast one of you needs to go to jail for assault or a crime like that.

Step Three - Falls into the band mates section aswell.. A couple of you need to become obese, I suggest the Bassist and Vocalist.

Step Four - You need a kicker song to open with..Steal all the riffs from Madball - Set it off and change them a bit. Youll be fine.

Step Five - Location.. Move to Boston or New York, so you arent called pouser faggots. Try to become affiliated with one of those tough guy hardcore gangs.

Step Six - Success. Watch the hundreds of dollars a month roll in.

Great plan. Go to FSU in NY an tell them those plans. I bet you can get a few bands going if you want to make some money. Make sure you tell these plans exactly as you told us.

Im fairly sure they know these plans, and have put them to use plent o' times.

I don't think they do. I think you should tell them so everyone knows.

I'd probably get mashed out for not being able to bench press 3x my weight.

Size means nothing.

I think you should leave this thread now.

Hmm, you are getting fairly aggressive right now. Maybe you should write a list of possible band names.

You don't know aggressive.