The time is now, i am ready. I dont know what i want to do exactly, but i want to create something. Art, Music, Books, Poetry, Movies, Etc. I kind of want to mix it all together...

What equipment do i need to make my own youtube videos? what kind of editing software do i need? Is there something I NEED? Whats the deal? How does this go?

Set me upon the path to righteousness please, what kinda camera i need to be the best backyard director in the world?