Quote (lilabe @ May 19 2010 02:02pm)
I was looking for more
mostly really short ones like
how do you sink a polish battle ship?
you put it in water!
very well.
Q: How do you know if a Polak has been using a computer? A: There's whiteout on the screen.
Poland's largest shopping mall had a terrible power outage.
People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours.
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How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his underwear on?
Yellow in the front, Brown in the back!
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Did you hear about the Polish hockey team?
They all drowned in spring training.
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Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?
It's a solar-powered flashlight.
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Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.
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Why wasn't Christ born in Poland?
Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin.
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Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?
A: He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
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Q: How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.
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Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in
Poland? The Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies.
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Q: What do you do if a Polak throws a hand-grenade at you?
A: Take the pin out and throw it back.
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Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be burried at sea
when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.
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Q: How do you take census in a Polish village?
A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and
subtract one for the Jew who catches it.
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Enjoy
