Use my method!!!

have people remove your refrigerator and have them install a vending machine with special tokens you can only get by riding an exercise bike

O_o

you can even have it computer guided food choices based on the RDA from the FDA
O_o


and you could even put a thing where you put in urine and feces samples so the computer can analyze it and change your diet based on what your lacking.

(ofc don't complain to me if all u can get out of the thing is brussel sprouts hahahahahha)

personally i'd probably get raged and like smash through the window and grab the candy bars


(use riot glass ofc, that way you just get exercise trying to break in to get the candy bar)


(lol riot glass box with a twinkie in it and you give them a sledge and leave XD)

or alas, it might be more advantagous to follow some other weight loss plan :/

(because of practicality reasons)

its not a bad idea

do you know how much science you need behind this? poopscan wtf?
I wouldnt just pull my pants down in a gym and just take a shit
and I'm not about to go out and pay money for shit I shit in then have to wipe up

This post was edited by Belldandy on May 28 2009 08:49pm

hmmm i wonder how much money i could get if i actually did screw Jenny Creig

hmmm..........

Probly sounds dumb to alot of people but it would fucking work haha.