THE MOST HIGH URGENT MILITARY COMMUNICATION

to Humans of WORLD Earth

from THE SUPREME COMMANDER!

UNPRECEDENTED IN URGENCY!

CRITICAL!

HUGE EMERGENCY NOW!

WE NEED MILITARY SCRAMBLING ON THIS NOW!

We NEED CHARGING IN AGAINST ALL ODDS NOW!

WE NEED MANY HUGE HEROES NOW!

WAR between GOD and DEVIL has ESCALATED TERRIBLY NOW!

THIS IS NO DRILL!

THIS IS NO GAME!

THIS IS NOT AN EXERCISE!

THIS IS NOT A HOAX!

Tresmo IS TRUE and REAL and ACTUAL SECOND COMING OF jesus AND christ AND jesuschrist!

Do i pull your finger if i want the sequel?

GTFO?

no worries, i fixed it for you.

LOOK,

TED was ALMOST ASSASSINATED what was PRE-PLOTTED and a SET DOWN and was a HUGE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT to CAUSE this to LOOK LIKE SELF DEFENSE and get some to many to AGREE including POLICE and CITY and DISTRICT and even STATE and even USA ATTORNEYS! Including ANY JUDGES! This was NOT even in slightest self defense and WENT FAR TOO FAR and TED did NOT even throw first punch or even physically touch before was MANY MULTIPLE TIMES PUNCHED IN FACE and KNOCKED DOWN and KICKED MANY TIMES in RIBS what DID BREAK NOSE and DID BREAK RIBS and PUNCTURED a LUNG what partially did collapse! Also that man was CHOKING TED TO DEATH! TED then UNDERSTOOD this WAS an ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT and then ENORMOUSLY STARTED TO FIGHT using ALL FORCE POSSIBLY THEN!

Sup.

I know how to fix this problem! All you have to do is go tie a rope around your neck, tie it to a car, and have someone gun the car