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Oct 27 2007 12:46am
I just found this while browsing the web and thought it was pretty funny, so I thought I would post it here. What do you think about it?



No wonder the English language is so very difficult to learn.
I sometimes wonder how we manage to communicate at all!


We must polish the Polish furniture.

He could lead if he would get the lead out.

The farm was used to produce produce.

The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

The soldier decided to desert in the desert.

This was a good time to present the present.

A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

I did not object to the object.

The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

The bandage was wound around the wound.

There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

They were too close to the door to close it.

The buck does funny things when the does are present.

They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.

To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

After a number of injections my jaw got number.

Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.

I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

She could not live with a live mouse in the house.

It was just a minute prick and over in a minute.

His mistake was putting his left foot forward while putting.

We would probably read more Shakespeare if we understood what we read.

There was a bow tied in the ropes on the bow of the ship.

You should spring that on us next spring!
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Oct 31 2007 06:54pm
I study english, and also the transcription of it.

I'll save it and send it to one of my teachers =D

A great lesson for pronounciation ^^
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Nov 2 2007 12:17pm
That's why I sometimes make mistakes when writing things down happy.gif
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Nov 3 2007 12:34pm
not bad at all tongue.gif
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Nov 5 2007 09:12am
ROFLROFLROFL
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Nov 11 2007 06:39am
lol biggrin.gif
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Nov 12 2007 10:54pm
Wow, this messed with my head..I had to re-think a few times.
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Nov 13 2007 12:57pm
Quote (shimmycocopuffs @ Mon, Nov 12 2007, 08:54pm)
Wow, this messed with my head..I had to re-think a few times.


Hurt my head as well, and I've been speaking English forever.
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