<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused

<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.

<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.

<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado

<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall


More coming soon!

The rap one was best and so was the saved one the penis one is old as hell though g string was great too.

This post was edited by Conri on Aug 18 2007 08:55am

Lmfao! Never heard that one before.

I have heard all those before

damn that cracked me up pretty good readin those