This is fucking bullshit.
You motherfuckers have like 20 different flavours of doritos in the states?
Fuck, no wonder your country is the most fucking obeise.
I feel like i've been robbed of some amazing flavourous shit, here in Australia we only have 6 kinds, and they are the most basic, standard shit imagineable.
Supreme cheese, nacho cheese, mexicana, sweet chilli & sour cream and plain salted
Send me several bags of your vast variety's, you fat nacho driven race of cunt's.
I now note the backbone of your economy.