Felt dumb.. long story short. got to drunk at family party / get together, they put me in my aunts car (my cuzins who are my age or younger) andd i was to drunk that i started crying cause i told them to let me out, they "locked me in" even tho i could easily hit the unlock button n get out.
i felt like a retard lols

hmmmm last year.....

lit a dumpster on fire and sat back and watched the fire truck come and put it out
busted into a fire extinguisher case and sprayed the whole thing all over the dorms
kicked a hole into some random persons room down the hall in the dorm last year (yes, from the hallway, into the room)
stole every white board on doors in our dorm
stole a bike on the bike racks in campus and whipped it in a tree next to the library
pissed on a grill
took a huge container of coca mix and went to the 4th floor of the dorms and dumped it off the ledge
whipped a bottle through random house window after leaving party cuz it was lame

idk some others too

luls.

Partied at a buddies house, woke up the next morning 4 blocks down in a bush in some old man's yard to him squirting me with the hose.

A recent one was when a friend of mine told me there was a P on my hat and I thought he said a bee.

I screamed like a bitch and threw my hat across the room.

lol thats funny never had any of these things ever happened to me because i am 15 tho

I got drunk for my first time at 13, have a fucking beer, put some hair on your chest.

LMAO

haha