Was so drunk that i stole someones house... 2 guns and 1 PS3... currently have trouble with the police about that...

Only have to repay the Ps3 because the guy is underage and had his appartment so he didn't tell the police he had guns...

It was with my "Friend"

This is lead so far. IMO.

lol drink and drive ! then u got a good time

Got drunk, then we found some old plastic bags and put them on our heads like we were burglars or some shit, decided to break into our college, my friend had a shit on a drum kit (yeah, its true), set the alarms off, went to a main road with road works and put about 20 cones in the middle, got arrested and spent the night in the cells. (got arrested for blocking the road though, they didnt find out about breaking into college).


Was a fucking horrible night to be honest, but good memories

1#) want me to blow you? nah im good
2#)want me to play with you? hell, no.gtfo bitch

lol sounds like you were concidering the bj for a sec there

Woke up in a friend's chicken suit.


Yeeeeeah.

Went to 5 parties in one night, and fucked 2 girls in that night also

not much of a story but it was siiiick , the rest i dont rlly remember lol

daaaaaaaammmmnnn sun

so a few buddies and I were out party hopping all night. we had to go through quite a few to get to the ones that werent absolute sausage fests... so once we got there we met these two girls who were pretty crazy.. one of them had the tramp stamp so we knew we hit the jack pot... she eventually just came up to me and asked "do you think it would be hot if i blew you while my friend ate me out?" and i was like ..uhhh...YEAH!.. so we went back to my place but MY ROOMATES HAD COMPANY OVER who are complete recluses so i was like FUCK.. so i had to make this happen. we got into my truck and started driving to their place. we are all completely hammered but it seemed like a good idea at the time.. so about half way there this girl is trying to give me head, but its not working because my truck is stickshift... and as i glance up i see a little kid riding his bike across the street so i swurve but its too late... i hit the bike and its demolished. we get out and were all like omg omg wtf wtf and the girl starts screaming at me.. we go to see if the kid is ok, but when we get there there is no kid? it turns out it was just a bike in the middle of the road and my imagination got the best of me in a quick moment... then i hear wimpering coming from the bushes next to the bike, and we look in there and there is the damn kid who is covered in blood and his face isnt even recognizable. so this girl starts flipping out and slapping me and shit and it just turns a switch in my head because my ex gf was abusive like that so I SMACK THIS CUNT IN THE FACE. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said “you’re moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air” and here is the obligatory line of text following the whole incident to help cover it up. i really hoped you enjoyed this story as it demonstrates how cool i am.