Quote (akuseri @ Tue, Jul 21 2009, 04:34am)
#2. He would suffocate number 1 with the yellow easter towel
well, guy 2 will win unless guy 1 somehow is brought back to life as a zombie...but then he would get hit with a shamwow towel, and all the moisture would be sucked out of his mummified body resulting in a pile of dust mixed with oxyclean.