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Jul 12 2009 11:37pm

was throwing up in a car with the door opena dn my friend didn't see me...so he floored it and turned and fell out of the car right onto my face and got out and started yelling at my friend so the cops showed up and took me to the hospital then detox :/ :/

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Jul 13 2009 12:03am

waaay too many

hitting a ditch at 85 was the most recent lol

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Jul 13 2009 12:17am

Driving into a tree with a Trail Blazer last month

Pelvis crushed by my own femure, dislocated hip. Cannot walk for 2 more months

My summer = owned by my stupidness

Allthough I didnt have to get an alcotest since I lost conciousness... I blame my brakes though.

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Jul 13 2009 01:40am

Went to a party, people got drunk, friend passed out and got his ass dry humped by horny dog, many lulz had

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Jul 16 2009 03:45pm

got drunk and made out with this girl then ended up fucking her on my cousins couch.. hahah only 3 days after i broke up with my girlfriend

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Jul 16 2009 03:48pm

Friend though my lamp was a time machine.
Another friend layed in my tiny bathtub and laughed at the ceiling.
Also, he ate my whole birthday cake he made for me.
ANOTHER friend lit a cigarette from the wrong end... Then still smoked it. [yummy]

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Aug 4 2009 10:20pm

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Aug 4 2009 10:25pm

went out with my brother and sister in law to some restaurant and got free wine (was in 8th grade)..ate some weird food..smoked pig brain (they told me after i tried it -_-)
then went to their apartment..he made strawberry daiquiris and i got wat was on the bottom (most alcohol)

next morning i had major hangover and food poisoning that lasted for two days

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Aug 4 2009 11:16pm

I was taking shots for every power metal song that was being played and then I ended up throwing up in the sink and spent most of the rest of the night singing random songs from Manowar & Zimmer's Hole.

Not really my story, but a friend was hosting a get together and she drank way too much. People started doing some pretend fighting and she ended up getting thrown to the ground and hurting her head. Later on she thought she had a concussion and had taken a shower to try to sober up. When she was out of the shower she was only wearing a towel that fell down revealing her breast. After getting her some water/getting her to bed we left for a friend's frat.

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Aug 5 2009 12:19am

Quote (muertos @ Mon, Jul 13 2009, 04:05am)

i fucked 2 girl when i was drunkin .. and at the next morning .. when i waked up ... and had a shower.. i go back into my room .. and look at my bed .. i see .. my best friend .. and 2 realy nice girls ...!!
and he told me we fucked them together ... then we high fived und drinking a coffee!!^^

This kid's dreaming, not actually talking from a life experience. ;/

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