Quote (SpamBam @ Tue, Feb 20 2007, 02:09am)
ok, so this movie is so kick asss
Move starts with Hannibal as a young boy, he, his sister, mother, and father live in a huge house (mansion, gothic archatecture)
This is durring a war (didnt give a shit)
Shoots are fired and the family rushes to a small cottage out in the woods as to be further away from the action
Mother and Father Get killed by a airplane
Hannibal takes care of his younger sister
Looters (who are war criminals) enter the house, and say that if the patrol comes buy they saved the kids and their familys stuff
Eventually hunger kicks in, and they Eat his sister
They leave when the building is hit with a explosive and partially colapses, (they leave thier god tags behind)
Hannibal gets out, and colapses
The Old house he used to live in becomes a boarding school that he is forced to attend being an orphan
Hannibal is a Mute, Excpet when hes sleeping, He has nitmares of what happened to his sister
A Officer (douche bag) goes to stike him, but hannibal stabs a fork into his hand
They put him in confinment, and he runs away (grabs some pics of his family before he goes)
Finds his aunt (assian/hot/not related)
she takes him in, teaches him how to spar (with swords)
The Cheif teaches him about cooking (witch he uses when he eats his victims)
He and his aunt go to the market
Some Fat butcher named Paul Momoon insults hes, and asks her if her pussy runs sidways
Hannibal beats the shit outta him
Hannibal takes a cartanna from the house and goes to where the butcher fishes
As the butcher comes in Hannibal asks for an appology, he dennies, and says what is it I should appologiaze for
Hannibal, hiding the cartanna durring the converstation Swings it out, and slices him accross the stomach, and says "for implying her puussie runs like that)
the butcher holding his stomach (keeping his guts from falling out)
Then hannibal walks behind him, and slices him up the spine, and says, or did you say it ran like this
Hannibal then slices the fingers of on one hand, and then lops his head off
The rest of the movie progresses like this, I just wanted to give the background info
END of the movie, best part
The leader of the troops who eat his sister and held him hostage has kidnapped his aunt (who he now is slightly in a relationship with)
he finds the location of her and goes aboard the house boat where she is being held
he enters the room where she is, and is shoot in the spine by the Leader
hile he is laying on the ground, asumidly parolized, the sword witch was consealed along his spine was shoot, not his spine, the Leader stabs him in the legs, and expains to him that when he cuts his balls of and gives them tohis -> lover that he wouldnt even feal it
when he turns to his aunt, hannibal grabs the broken blade that is still consealed and slives bouth his achillies tendons
while on the leader is on the ground, Hannibal asks his aunt/lover if she is ok (usual crap), and leader is crawling for a gun,
Hannibal breaks his hand that was reahcing for a gun, and puts the knife to his throat
He asks "where is the last of your battalion", the leader replys, "ill tell you, only if you promis to kill me quickly"
Hannibal agress (lies), and then The Leader tells him the location
The leader,well knowing his fait asks, why are you going to kill me
Hannibal replies, "becasue you ate my sister"
The Leader Replies, "but you ate her to", Hannibal goes into a deep state of pain, and is swetting, and pissed of hardcore
The leader tells him ___ (forgot name) put her some in the broth, and that Hannibal was Greedy on the spoon...
The Leader, then says, you have to kill me to hid the truth so know1 will know.
Hannibal, not wanting to hear any more jumps on him, and stabs the knife about 2 cms deep into his cheast, and Carves a M (for Mish his sister)
The captain of the boat comes down, while Hannibal is doing this, and his aunt impulsivley stabs him in the through
She then tells him to stop, and forgive them, Hannibal looks back at the Leader, looks down, and then replys "never"
He turns back to he man responsible for his sister death, and with the broken blade stabs it through his arm into the floor to keep him from squirming while he eats his face while he is still alive
Basically it was one of the best moovies ive ever seen, I suggest going and seeing it
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