What Brawndo can do:Mutilate thirst
It's got Electrolytes
It's got what plants need
Permanantly enhance your fortitude
Increase sex appeal
Enhance random clothing dispersal from hot people's bods
It's got Electrolytes
What Brawndo can't do:NOTHING!
Disclaimer: Brawndo probably can't do any of those thingsAttack x48 ~ 10 fg each
Defense x131 ~ 10 fg each
Speed x56 ~ 3 fg each
Vitality x90 ~ 10 fg each
Wisdom x192 ~ 5 fg each
Dexterity x60 ~ 3 fg each
Bulk deals can be discussed.