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Nov 3 2011 01:30pm

Battlefield 3 PC Cracked Already

http://www.hardwarelook.com/newspost.php?id=139
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Quote (ghot @ 3 Nov 2011 20:30)
Battlefield 3 PC Cracked Already

http://www.hardwarelook.com/newspost.php?id=139


old lol seen that exe on my /b/ like 2 weeks ago mang
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old lol seen that exe on my /b/ like 2 weeks ago mang


I've known about EA's Origins gayness with using their program to "sweep" our computers for "illegal" versions of the game.

I would have said fuck origin all together but I <3 BF3 too much to care.

I figure, I have selected to opt out of the "community surveys, part of the community, community blah blah blah" track your pc info shit features of nearly every program I have had to install that does with large scales of people.

Only real program I have allowed to track my info is steam and they do a good job of only keeping an eye on their files so I have no real complaints. I figure if EA knows whats good for them they won't be as stupid as they previously were with BF3 or they could just flush the game down the toilet.

Would be sad to see an epic game get pwned by the company that owns it because of 3rd party software bs..

Kinda like how Crysis 2 got pwned off of steam lol. I will most likely never buy the game unless it comes out on steam. BF3 is the only game I have bought from EA in a long time, besides BF2.


All in all, brb getting some jet/heli kills nawmsayin

This post was edited by P07H34D on Nov 3 2011 01:44pm
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oh fuck disable
sterio mix shit
it lets you have surround sound
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Rape



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Battlefield 3 PC Cracked Already

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they cracked it a long time ago like last week
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Quote (Patryk1991 @ Nov 3 2011 07:34am)
free dog tags
http://actofvalor.com/bf3/

just watch the 4 min trailer :)

http://actofvalor.com/bf3/



another jessica lynch movie but with navy seals
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Nov 3 2011 07:43pm
14 ways to spot a Call of Duty player in Battlefield 3

1. They're trying to use a shotgun like a rifle
DICE's shotguns are overpowered, as detailed in our launch week Battlefield 3 tips piece, but they're not that overpowered. Engage an enemy from over 30 feet away and you might as well throw balls of screwed-up tissue paper. Or your recently perforated intestines.

2. They're trying to stab people from the front
Not only have you brought a knife to a gunfight, you've whipped that knife out under the nose of a man wearing a Kevlar T-shirt in the earnest conviction that you can stab his meat off before he pulls the trigger of his pistol. And now you're dead. It was always going to end like this. How deranged would you have to be to design a game where knives beat guns? Oh right.

3. They're trying to navigate Operation Firestorm on foot
Those maps are big, lads. Big. Larger than your living room, as in. And those early objectives can topple pretty fast. By the time you reach the action, the action will be somewhere else.

4. They don't understand vehicles...
"Why's that Care Package got propellers? How come this RC car's so big? Oh my god, it ate that guy. IT ATE HIM."

5. ...Unless they're tanks
"Wait, this one's got a big gun on it. Guns are for kills, kills are for killstreaks, big guns are for bigger killstreaks. All has become crystal clear."

6. ...And they'll never wait for passengers
"Screw you, hippy! I was here first. Now I'm going to hang out behind these rocks with my real friends, the other team's Engineers. Hey, these damage indicators are pretty hilarious. Can't seem to shift those caterpillar tracks no more. If only I could dual-wield the steering wheel and that top-mounted machine gun."


7. They'll never spot people...
"Why the hell should I let you know where the enemy is? You might shoot him first."

8. ...because they're guided by Death
"Make yourself useful. Go get killed somewhere so I've got something to run towards on my radar."

9. They're using a rocket launcher on infantry
All that time spent exploiting One Man Army for infinity-rockets has left committed Call of Duty players incapable of handling any gun that isn't a tube. And they're not going to be deterred by a little thing like hardly ever being able to hit anyone.

10. They're completely bowled over by the destruction
Pity the Call of Duty veteran. For years he's been imprisoned in a tyrannically unchanging environment, devoid of breakable objects. For years, he's had to content himself with disappearing bullet holes. Now he's got Frostbite 2 to play with, a game engine that allows you to flay walls apart like bath foam. It must be like waking up to find that all the women you know have had a boob job.

11. Theynever want ammo or health
"GTFO, dude. I don't need your leftovers. Besides, I plan on dying long, long before I ever run out of rounds."

12. ...And they never give you ammo or health
"Sorry son, I've done all I can. Just glancing at you in passing has cost me precious milliseconds I could have spent sprinting heedlessly into an ambush."

13. They'll squad-spawn into crossfire
Bless. He must think respawning knocks all nearby enemies flat, like in certain coin-op beat 'em ups. Do your best to stay out of trouble. For his sake.

14. They're playing Team Deathmatch
And if they are, that means you are too. You filthy traitor. Get back to Conquest before we send in the attack dogs.


http://www.oxm.co.uk/35614/features14-ways-to-spot-a-call-of-duty-player-in-battlefield-3/?page=2
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Quote (Patryk1991 @ Nov 3 2011 08:43pm)

13. They'll squad-spawn into crossfire
Bless. He must think respawning knocks all nearby enemies flat, like in certain coin-op beat 'em ups. Do your best to stay out of trouble. For his sake.


cough shaft
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Nov 3 2011 09:52pm
finally good at flying choppers
gZ
king of havok here

whats better








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