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Aug 13 2023 01:47pm
IF YOU NEVER MAGICFINEDED (MF'd FOR U NOOBS) A SOJ OR SHAKO THEN I DONT WANT U TOUCHING MY DIABLO GAME!


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Aug 13 2023 01:56pm
If you never found a Shako in Diablo 4 then I don't want u touching any game.
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Aug 13 2023 02:08pm
a simple checklist for hiring managers, that would also weed out 98% of the current dev team:

1. Does the applicant know what a HoZ is?

2. If asked about the famous green cap during the interview, did they say it was a harlequin crest or shako?


if they got those two questions right, i'd say hire them asap! already ahead of the curve!

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Aug 13 2023 02:57pm
Most of the D4 team is already way over qualified, they are the best of the best in the gaming business

case in point




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Aug 13 2023 03:24pm
Quote (RuNFoRrEsT @ Aug 13 2023 04:57pm)
Most of the D4 team is already way over qualified, they are the best of the best in the gaming business

case in point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl-shL0DC_I


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breh how does a billion dollar + company/franchise do dis
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Quote (Blankey @ Aug 13 2023 02:24pm)
breh how does a billion dollar + company/franchise do dis


2 words:

diversity hires
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Aug 13 2023 03:27pm
Quote (ChocolateCoveredGummyBears @ Aug 13 2023 05:25pm)
2 words:

diversity hires


should i dye my hair various colors and apply for senior dev slot?

What should my resume say? I worked as a lawncare foreman but have **BLUE** hair?
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Aug 13 2023 03:30pm
Quote (Blankey @ Aug 13 2023 02:27pm)
should i dye my hair various colors and apply for senior dev slot?

What should my resume say? I worked as a lawncare foreman but have **BLUE** hair?


easily. fill up your github profile with a bunch of random game dev crap, join the trans movement, start transitioning to the opposite gender, and create some new pronouns to be used doing the interview. during the interview, tell the d4 hiring manager how lgbtq is underrepresented in the gaming industry and how diablo 4 can be a gateway to equality and inclusivity not only for you, but all lgbt players

gz, you got a 6 figure job

This post was edited by ChocolateCoveredGummyBears on Aug 13 2023 03:31pm
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Aug 13 2023 04:38pm
Quote (Blankey @ Aug 13 2023 02:27pm)
should i dye my hair various colors and apply for senior dev slot?

What should my resume say? I worked as a lawncare foreman but have **BLUE** hair?


Master Degree in gender study.
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Quote (GabRulezII @ Aug 13 2023 06:38pm)
Master Degree in gender study.


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