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Jul 22 2023 01:25am
Devs talked about adding the extra load time for literally no reason by saying its not a big change and its something we are examining.

lol. They want to make investors happier so they artifically add more load times so you plebs play the game longer. Literally just eating more time of your life away to satisfy their algorithm.

it calls into question every single event in the game that makes you slow your gameplay. Think about it. I have to wait 3 seconds for a chalice every single time? Why?

Truly think about the game you are playing. It is so shit and pathetic the devs need to artificially add load times so you play the game longer. The content itself is so atrocious they aren't hitting the metrics.

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afaik they are gonna add char models to the loading screen too. def working on the important things

using winapi functions to automate cursor movement so your mouse snaps to the activate premium battle pass button, and now player models in the loading screen. gg blizz, too eZ

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Quote (ChocolateCoveredGummyBears @ Jul 22 2023 12:36am)
afaik they are gonna add char models to the loading screen too. def working on the important things

using winapi functions to automate cursor movement so your mouse snaps to the activate premium battle pass button, and now player models in the loading screen. gg blizz, too eZ


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Quote (ChocolateCoveredGummyBears @ 22 Jul 2023 03:36)
afaik they are gonna add char models to the loading screen too. def working on the important things

using winapi functions to automate cursor movement so your mouse snaps to the activate premium battle pass button, and now player models in the loading screen. gg blizz, too eZ


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iuno how they are gonna backtrack out of that one. the console one is easy to argue out of it (oh sorry, the default button was selected when the ui scene was loaded, sorry we disabled this, etc). but automating the player's cursor? they are so fck'd :rofl:
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iuno how they are gonna backtrack out of that one. the console one is easy to argue out of it (oh sorry, the default button was selected when the ui scene was loaded, sorry we disabled this, etc). but automating the player's cursor? they are so fck'd :rofl:


The AI told them it would decrease customer satisfaction by 3.285491 percent but increase profit by 7.1938516 percent so its worth it
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Quote (Crunkt @ Jul 22 2023 12:43am)
The AI told them it would decrease customer satisfaction by 3.285491 percent but increase profit by 7.1938516 percent so its worth it


LOL nice one. maybe they'll mention AI in their next earnings call too. bobby needs a yacht upgrade
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Jul 22 2023 01:47am
I'm almost convinced these devs used chatgpt to write the source code for this dog shit of a game

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I'm almost convinced these devs used chatgpt to write the source code for this dog shit of a game


They were hired by chatgpt too :rofl:
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