The billion different types of damage modifiers.
Damage while close
Damage while far away
Damage while critting on a Tuesday with your pants down

Yes i agree, stats are so confusing, especialy they think we all should know what every stat does without tutorial, and stats just so freaking strange, like damage to far enemies or close enemies, i mean WHY, diablo 2 have simple stats and its working perfectly, without unecessary nonsenses, when its to much tis confusing ass fuck, what does what, if there are mor things its dont mean that is better now

lol I’m taking a piss n reading this is funny xD

Damage when healthy!! Damage when not healthy!!! Covid!!

This post was edited by jaybomber on Aug 2 2023 02:58am

This stats its just very confusing, took me month playing to finnaly figure out what means, its just not very smart affixes, clearly person who made them are not video game player, its confusing, you need read whole book before starting understand, i still dont know what my skills do where and when, when i cast, some random things happening

Forgot an important one:
Damage while falling asleep

Bro what lmao

It’s literally RuneScape with tits. You goofys started a game where your main guy is a jacked magician who’s only decision is which medieval 10/10 he’s trying to crush, and you morons pop a boner and play this for forty hours as a result.

It’s like the saddest power fantasy where your fantasy is being a well-liked, useful person. Wow, what an incredible game, I can “romance” my digital girlfriend and have secks wiv her.

It’s like 14 year old Elon musk made a video game.

And then they put the same game in 2040, added a bulge slider, and you goofys got offended that it was buggy.


And there’s the lesson - you don’t care about novelty, design, depth, storytelling, conflict, or anything else a good story relies on.

Instead you value semi retarded plots where every single villager you meet every fifteen feet has a creature ruining their life that you need to kill, and as long as the “action” isn’t buggy, your eyes stay glazed over for your entire fourteen hour game session.

However, if any bugs were to get in the way of your fantasy, now it’s the worst game ever when the only difference between Witcher and cyberpunk is bugginess.

I don’t mean to insult you, it’s just amazing seeing people cheer for McDonald’s-level quality and pretending this is something remarkable.

Edit ps d4 sucks

This post was edited by Jewsus on Aug 2 2023 08:52am

You really just typed a 500 word essay and throughout the entirety of it rambled about nothing, certainly nothing remotely close to being true

Every single thing that you tried to say the Witcher lacks it does excellently, and the action that you tried to say is what makes people like it is the least impressive part of the game it is impressive that every point you tried to make is so completely opposed to reality

I bet you sit at character creation just messing with the bulge slider

The Witcher 3 is the best rpg ever. Nobody can convince me otherwise That game, the story, the main characters, the side characters were so compelling. The side quests are massively compelling and better than main quests on most games.

I may have to restart a play through after I tire of D4 in the near future now that we’re talking of it.

If they just had a setting for “great big cock” it wouldn’t take so long to make my character accurate.