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#111
Aug 22 2023 11:45am
Quote (addone @ Aug 22 2023 01:42am)
Great analogy. Visuals are there but painful to play. Almost have to pretend that the game is good. First start to the game is amazing and you think it's going to be epic but it just rolls down hill.
I would add to your analogy - find out the hot skinny broad after few dates she has a gambling problem and needs more money to fix it but never does. Then later you discover she has stds as well.


It’s not any of these.

Instead of a hot girl you get a robot made by a guy who thinks they know better than you what you want, so you get a “wow big cock!” exclamation every five minutes which rings hollow and she then charges you to be photoshopped into family pictures so your parents think you have a girlfriend.

This is simulacrum at its peak, and the only good news is that when this bubble pops, we’re due for a lot more low-level innovation and indie games that will take advantage of the space left by weird meta pleasure/success simulators like d4.

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#112
Aug 22 2023 12:21pm
Quote (Jewsus @ Aug 22 2023 10:45am)
It’s not any of these.

Instead of a hot girl you get a robot made by a guy who thinks they know better than you what you want, so you get a “wow big cock!” exclamation every five minutes which rings hollow and she then charges you to be photoshopped into family pictures so your parents think you have a girlfriend.

This is simulacrum at its peak, and the only good news is that when this bubble pops, we’re due for a lot more low-level innovation and indie games that will take advantage of the space left by weird meta pleasure/success simulators like d4.


:rofl:
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#113
Aug 22 2023 06:27pm
Quote (TeenyUncle8 @ Aug 22 2023 04:30am)
At least some of the other trolls pretend to make sense there dude.



Quote (addone @ Aug 22 2023 02:42am)
Great analogy. Visuals are there but painful to play. Almost have to pretend that the game is good. First start to the game is amazing and you think it's going to be epic but it just rolls down hill.
I would add to your analogy - find out the hot skinny broad after few dates she has a gambling problem and needs more money to fix it but never does. Then later you discover she has stds as well.


you thought the game was going to be epic? are you new to economics and business briefs? LOL, since when would activision produce an epic game?

stop doing mushrooms and wake up from your hooker fantasy world. take your ivermectin stat.
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#114
Aug 22 2023 06:44pm
didnt bother reading the comments other than the ones on page 1, chiming in to agree, game is absolute garbage. blizzard needs to give the people still simping for it a raise.
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#115
Aug 22 2023 07:08pm
Quote (ghostGuts @ Aug 22 2023 05:44pm)
didnt bother reading the comments other than the ones on page 1, chiming in to agree, game is absolute garbage. blizzard needs to give the people still simping for it a raise.


they did already during the marketing phase, now crossed took his money and dipped

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#116
Aug 22 2023 07:12pm
If you hate the game so much

what are better alternatives in the genre? except for D2r
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#117
Aug 22 2023 07:27pm
Quote (onlinespider @ Aug 22 2023 08:12pm)
If you hate the game so much

what are better alternatives in the genre? except for D2r


make your own diablo/10.

much more fun to tinker in single player w/ jamalas or something than play d4 dribble.

perhaps the greatest crime was d3 being server only, if people could easily modify or play all versions of d3 it would be the only game to play.

most people are sleeping on the fact that d3 has everything a diablo game needs but w/o access to the files, and for a reason.

they learned after d2 to not let people customize their copyrights among other things
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#118
Aug 22 2023 07:30pm
Quote (onlinespider @ Aug 22 2023 06:12pm)
If you hate the game so much

what are better alternatives in the genre? except for D2r


Path of Exile or Ladder Slasher are vastly better alternatives
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#119
Aug 22 2023 08:15pm
Quote (ChocolateCoveredGummyBears @ Aug 22 2023 08:30pm)
Path of Exile or Ladder Slasher are vastly better alternatives


At this point Wolcen is a better alternative.
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#120
Aug 22 2023 08:25pm
Quote (onlinespider @ Aug 23 2023 01:12pm)
If you hate the game so much

what are better alternatives in the genre? except for D2r


There a a bunch of alternatives but nothing recent maybe elden ring. The point is the game is shit and to wake other knuckle dragging low standard gamers who are keeping blizzard corpse artificially inflated. The message is simple don't buy or support shit games. Force the gaming companies to produce better products. The only reason they are still alive is because there are simps who throw money at it. Vote with your cash
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