Well.. I think the best way to make a success from this game would be to admit failure occurred & then brainwash the already easily manipulated population to trust you into dropping more $$$ down on D-5
This game hits dead cat bounce worse than D2R on a ladder reset.. Checked this forum & it has 1x person viewing it.. (me) just the lolz..
But really that's all they have to do, just tell people we messed up & trust us, just give us another chance, pay asmongold like 5x shekels and he'll talk his fan base into giving Blizzard just one more shot
Pretty simple strategy, I mean look at all the people who bought D4, you think any of them are strong willed enough to not cave on another release, I mean you could just rename Zelda to Diablo 5 and...
You'd still get people defending the game, telling you that you're wrong and that you just don't like the changes and that's after all... " just the way it is.. "
People fall for the same things over and over.. and.. you get the point, it's how the world works..
I don't condone the industry's use of taking advantage of the underdeveloped population, but.. " that's capitalism baby! "
Bobby needs a new Yacht, so starting this upcoming Friday... wait for it.. you betcha!!
for $49.99 you can preview the upcoming content for Diablo 5
for $99.99 you can beta test for the current 15 minute demo!!!
The game will be released bugged, unready, and unfinished but for the low low cost of $199.99 you get to preview the content, play the demo, and get early release!!!
We will even throw in a free micro-transaction, it's a horse that looks like a unicorn, because this deal is almost too good to be true!!
Diablo 5, releases on 06/06/2024
amazing 666 reference because it's just so evil and diablo-ish ya know??
Cya in Sanctuary
Battle Pass is also $69.99 a month, but it's worth it, just wait for the seasons, you'll see for yourself, after we pay for critic reviews, you'll know it's Game of the Year worthy!!!
This post was edited by WhiskeyRunz on Dec 13 2023 12:56am