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see many a folk saying stuff like "if you don't like the game, quit"

welp. if you pay a 100 bucks for an hour with an Asian hooker, and she under performs, you gunna quit and leave, or hang around for the full hour in hopes she can figure that shit out.

Naw, make suggestions to her and let her patch that shit in, and the end.
everyone lived happily ever after.

but wait, there's more!

her pimp said hell naw, I don't like that feature, no ball tickles. no long nails down back, and def no loud spank action figure go go gadget Mr. Miyagi.

so get you money's worth, or die trying.

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Jul 18 2023 04:59am
I'm asking for a friend, where is this ball tickling hooker located?

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Jul 18 2023 05:10am
Quote (tastegw @ 18 Jul 2023 12:58)
see many a folk saying stuff like "if you don't like the game, quit"

welp. if you pay a 100 bucks for an hour with an Asian hooker, and she under performs, you gunna quit and leave, or hang around for the full hour in hopes she can figure that shit out.

Naw, make suggestions to her and let her patch that shit in, and the end.
everyone lived happily ever after.

but wait, there's more!

her pimp said hell naw, I don't like that feature, no ball tickles. no long nails down back, and def no loud spank action figure go go gadget Mr. Miyagi.

so get you money's worth, or die trying.


Dear diary.
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Quote (BarlaK @ Jul 18 2023 07:10am)
Dear diary.


she was a redhead, dont forget that detail.
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Jul 18 2023 05:22am
Quote (tastegw @ Jul 18 2023 01:58pm)
see many a folk saying stuff like "if you don't like the game, quit"

welp. if you pay a 100 bucks for an hour with an Asian hooker, and she under performs, you gunna quit and leave, or hang around for the full hour in hopes she can figure that shit out.

Naw, make suggestions to her and let her patch that shit in, and the end.
everyone lived happily ever after.

but wait, there's more!

her pimp said hell naw, I don't like that feature, no ball tickles. no long nails down back, and def no loud spank action figure go go gadget Mr. Miyagi.

so get you money's worth, or die trying.


Blizzard is an advertised virgin
Sorry have to correct myself. Blizzard is a false advertised virgin.

This post was edited by Goldcheeks on Jul 18 2023 05:23am
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Jul 18 2023 11:13am
Quote (tastegw @ 18 Jul 2023 18:58)
see many a folk saying stuff like "if you don't like the game, quit"

welp. if you pay a 100 bucks for an hour with an Asian hooker, and she under performs, you gunna quit and leave, or hang around for the full hour in hopes she can figure that shit out.

Naw, make suggestions to her and let her patch that shit in, and the end.
everyone lived happily ever after.

but wait, there's more!

her pimp said hell naw, I don't like that feature, no ball tickles. no long nails down back, and def no loud spank action figure go go gadget Mr. Miyagi.

so get you money's worth, or die trying.


which country you come from?

completely agreed if you change the 'asian' to the country you come from

This post was edited by Grandet on Jul 18 2023 11:14am
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Jul 18 2023 11:15am
Quote (tastegw @ Jul 18 2023 05:58am)
if you pay a 100 bucks for an hour with an Asian hooker, and she under performs, you gunna quit


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which country you come from?

completely agreed if you change the 'asian' to the country you come from


why? Asians are hawt
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Jul 18 2023 03:25pm
Mans right, $100 is $100. Doesn't matter what country they're from, I'm not quitting on any hooker till we figure that shit out or the hours up
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Jul 18 2023 03:27pm
Quote (tastegw @ Jul 18 2023 06:58am)
see many a folk saying stuff like "if you don't like the game, quit"

welp. if you pay a 100 bucks for an hour with an Asian hooker, and she under performs, you gunna quit and leave, or hang around for the full hour in hopes she can figure that shit out.

Naw, make suggestions to her and let her patch that shit in, and the end.
everyone lived happily ever after.

but wait, there's more!

her pimp said hell naw, I don't like that feature, no ball tickles. no long nails down back, and def no loud spank action figure go go gadget Mr. Miyagi.

so get you money's worth, or die trying.


the better play was to not get stuck in a sunk cost fallacy where you'd ask yourself repeatedly "When does D4 become a diablo game" when it was written all over it that it wasn't. Just don't buy it.

Game probably is insanely mediocre like D3, can't help it, its in its dna.

This post was edited by FORt-HOBO on Jul 18 2023 03:28pm
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